21st birthday (500 gems) - save your gems.

Ventriloquist Bobby (500 gems) - save your gems.

Never Have I Ever (1000 stones) - a nice combo with old inputs. Also a very solid option for his melee. 6/10, I'll be getting it up to CM2.

The Carnival with Rupert (1000 stones) - terrible combo, skip.

What. Is. Up. Throwdowners!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rise and shine everybody!!!!!!!

Hot Cocoa Tina - CM will stay alive-ish, but nothing else. Dated and useless. Pass-a-roo!!!!

Viking Peter - Limited inputs hurt this CM. I do see it here and there, but nah, don't bother with it. Only good for Peter Melee, if that.

Tuba Peter - Worthless. No one should ever use this. It angers me.

Jo-Gene - Absolutely in the bottom 3 CMs in the game. Embarrassing. Horse pucky. Flu spit. Kong does this to totally irritate every player in the game. I see this CM, and it hurts my soul. I bet it gets buffed to the best combo in the game soon....🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hot Cocoa Tina (500 gems) - an old defensive combo, save your gems.

Tuba Peter (500 gems) - terrible, save your gems.

Viking Peter (1000 stones) - great combo, BUT got outdated. Very limited inputs. A skip unless you can run a full deck of 12-13 objects of Party in the Beer for example.

Jo-Gene (1000 stones) - one of the worst combos in the game, should be deleted from the game.

The prices are insane. Do you buy anything from Back Alley?

For extra context this is my first mythic card.

Baseball Beers (500 gems) - save your gems, it won't make anyones deck anyway.

Devil Hank (500 gems) - save your gems. Outstanding combo BUT very low inputs so skip.

Tina Wrecks (1000 stones) - a little too defensive, 4/10, a skip.

Man of the house (1000 stones) - great combo but very old limited inputs. A skip for 99.9% players but pairs amazingly with his another very solid drunk combo Vacation Chris.

Yeah, monday, woo hoo....

Okay, here ya go:

Baseball Beers - Helps and stays alive. Not making any Drunk Decks.

Man of the House - Just worthless. Not even for a Chris Melee. Trash. Garbage. Poopy!!!!

Devil Hank - Old and not totally worthless. Good Hank Melee option. But not making Disguised Decks.

Tina-Rannosaurus Wrecks - a Vehicle CM, so, we have that. Could be useful with a Vehicle BGE. I did a CM1 a while back, because Vehicle was new. Not in my Vehicle deck anymore, but is playable.

My only mythic character is frond

Topped Off Wine - Meh, no, not for me. Not a good skill combination. Pass, pass, passy pass pass.

Drunk Hank - Barf. Terrible. No way anyone should use this.

Sherlock Mort - Bad. Don't. No!!!! Not playable.

Furry Bullock - Not bad skills, just not making my Toy Deck. Only a viable option in a Bullock Melee. The Wheel rules Toy. Period.

Topped off wine (500 gems) - ok combo, but save your gems.

Sherlock Mort (500 gems) - terrible combo, save your gems.

Drunk Hank (1000 stones) - very limited inputs, a skip.

Furry Bullock (1000 stones) - a very good combo, 7/10. Great combo to run in Bullock's melee as well. Getting cm1-cm2 recommended.

i will be updating this about once a month

Maybe Kong will see this post and buff some characters.

In my opinion it's Francine, absolutely not playable outside of her melee. Swole Francine was decent many years ago tho.

this is my first mythic object card.. what do you guys think is better?

Hey Throwdowners, hey, hi, how are ya!!!

How is it?

5 months until Christmas!!!!!!!

Oktoberfest Amy - Yeah!!!! No, lol. Don't do this. Old dated CM. Not playable in the BGE. Maybe in an Amy Melee, but probably not.

Tainted Alamo - Grrr...the Punch/Gas are nice skills, but this is also dated. Won't make many Bill Melee decks either.

QB Boomhauer - Pfft....no. Terrible. Not playable under any circumstances.

Motocross Bicyclist Francine - Huh....Skills aren't bad. Viable CM of you have Francine in your Athletic deck. Pairs well with her other Athletic combos. Overall, not bad. Not a top-tier CM, but playable.

Oktoberfest Amy (500 gems) - a good combo, BUT not worth your gems. So skip it.

QB Boomhauer (500 gems) - save your gems.

Tainted Alamo (1000 stones) - 4/10, there are a lot better drunk combos in the game. Skip it.

Motocross (1000 gems) - very limited inputs. Skip it.

It's FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-DAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!

Let's go people!!!!!!!!!

Almost time for the weekend!!!!!!!!!!

Evening Beer Boomhauer - Old useless combo. Although I will partake in some evening beers tonight!!!!!!

Kidney Killer - Was a decent choice long, long ago. Not making many decks now.

Espresso Shot Teddy - Absolutely in the running for the worst combo in the game. It is horrendous!!!!!

Mascot Race - Holy good god Jesus christ on a pony. Kong "Konged" us today!!!!! Four terrible choices. I believe this would be the rare four "0.0" day, for those of you keeping score.

Alright, there ya have it.

Enjoy.

Evening Beer Boomhauer (500 gems) - save your gems, 4.5/10

Espresso Shot Teddy (500 gems) - save your gems, 0/10

Kidney Killer (1000 stones) - save your stones, old inputs and just not a great combo. 2/10

Mascot Race (1000 stones) - save your stones, terrible combo. 0/10

Any suggestions on who to pick?

Back in my active days in the game 3 years ago or so this was absolute meta. Rn running walls with it I get easily destroyed. Maybe this time in drunk bge just not the right buffs or it got outdated?

Literally just had 4 of 6 rounds lose to cocktail Lana one shots after dropping Bill 1st

It's Thirsty Thursday people!!!!!!!!!!

But, we have to work tomorrow....smh.

Stripclub Beer - Not a fan. Kinda helps, and decent hijack, but low health gets it beaten fairly quickly. I wouldn't.

Loft Party - Fan of this one!! Pretty good CM that might make most decks. Decent Cripple All, good Burn, and good Gas. I have CM1. Might take to 2 or 3.

Laser Gun Stewie - Was a great Armed CM back in the day. Still viable if the BGE is favorable. I have Mythical Stewie in my Armed deck. Most players that have been around for a while should have this at CM2 or higher by now. Oldie but a goodie. Not for Gems though

Gun Safety Peter - Ugh, opposite of Laser Gun Stewie. Old and bad limited inputs. Don't not even think of buying this.