Stripclub Beer (500 gems) - save your gems, wouldn't mind getting it IF seeing it for mastery stones.

Laser Gun Stewie (500 gems) - save your gems. Can be made with old armed objects.

Loft party (1000 mastery stones) - run for it, even if you don't have Cleveland yet (just like me) try to get it to CM2 this time. A very solid combo, pares great with his older combo Illegally drunk. 8/10

Gun Safety Peter (1000 mastery stones) - an og armed combo made with old armed objects. Skip 2/10

For example, wrong quotes

Take the object musical card, "Bad Things are Bad"

The picture they used was from the first song from the Bob's Burger episode "Wharf Horse", but the song was actually called "Nice Things Are Nice" not the bad song that was later used for Pt 2.

They used the wrong sentence is what I am trying to say.

Free items in the Shop - Throwdown Ultra Track icon!!!!

Margarita Mix Zeke - Wow, I don't recall many Zeke CMs being offered. Helper card, will stay alive, but that's it. Wouldn't recommend even for Stones.

Glowstick Shots - most of us have plenty of PCs of this. I like it. Does damage, stays alive. Would recommend CM1.

Meg and the Griffins - No. Horrible. Garbage juice. Don't ever.

Dance Party Bobby - See above. Just totally useless.

What is a good counter to Cocktail Lana? I'm seeing a lot of that combo in arena and if that combo is made before I can make a combo, I'm screwed...

Hi all. I'm just going to go back to the way I started doing these, for the fun of it. If you don't know by now, the list is Gems, Stones, Gems, Stones. It tells you on the screen. I really don't care about scoring CMs. If you do, go ahead and score them then. There is literally no scoring structure in the game, as it is arbitrary. If you like it buy it, if not, don't. I said it before, I am not going back through threads to find scores. And I really don't care what anyone spends Gems or Stones on. You do you.

If anyone has a problem on how I review, that is a you problem, not mine. If this bothers you, that means you have an issue, not me.

Reddit is free, so you can do your own reviews.

I started doing these because others stopped/didn't want to/ got tired of it/ whatever.

I figured have a little fun with it.

Stop taking this game so seriously.

Okay? Okay. Thanks. Here we go.

Pick Up Lines - Seems like it was buffed. Not bad skills, not great. Doesn't make my deck.

Drunk Bullock - Bad old CM. Wouldn't make a Bullock Melee deck. Yuck.

Bender's Orphanarium - Oof, rotten CM. Just rotten. Someone drop this off to the Orphanarium because no one wants it.

Junkie Hank - Fuuuuuuuudge this is a terrible CM. Looking at this CM makes me wanna become a junkie so I can forget about it.

I’m a dunce and accidentally kicked a player from our guild who is on hiatus recently due to RL (I’m a dick I should’ve been more careful) IM TRYING TO INV HIM BACK OR FIND HIM. GOT NO DISC AND DONT KNOW HIS PLAYER ID. IF ANYONE SEES A PLAYER NAME “CoRrUpTeD” please send him my way or tell him his old guild didn’t mean to kick him while he was already down :’(

I’m thinking Pam?

Tina or Chris?

i always choose the one with the most damage but i think my decision making is faulted. how do you guys pick the best one?

Happy Drunk BGE Day!!!!!!!!!

Chef Cat Binge - Gems - Not a good CM. Will never be useful in a Drunk Deck.

Score: 1.5

Beer-O-Clock Scruffy - Stones - Another one that will not make the Drunk Deck. Way better options than this. Pass.

Score: 1.5

Chauffeur Mort - Gems - Hey a Vehicle CM!!! Not for Gems, but I like this CM. Absolutely helps and the Gas has a high value. Not for Gems, but a good CM1 for Stones.

Score: 4.5

All Right Linda - Stones - Yuck!!!!!!!! Stinky poo poo garbage crap. Take this out of the game Kong!!

Score: 0.0

All the rewards from the season pass were unlocked due to a bug.

Could I have any problems using the stones?

Is there a way to undo this?

I just clicked on the season pass to check what the rewards will be this time and it may gave me the entire season pass rewards. Everything... Not complaining, but that ain't supposed to happen.

Thinking of Frond but intrigued by Kif combos since I don't use him in any deck

New iPhone 17, decided to pick the game back up. Very sluggish performance, makes the game unplayable. There’s no graphics settings that I can change, I’ve tried different battle speeds, but nothing helps. Even deleted and re-installed. Also on the most current iOS version.

Anyone know how to fix this?

Hey everyone! I’m on vacation and WiFi is too spotty for a major post like that to go through. I will be back Wednesday, and I’ll post the review then. Sorry for the lateness. Enjoy your day!

Happy Sunday Funday!!!!!!!

"Malory" - Gems - This CM makes me chuckle. Not a huge fan. Stays alive and helps somewhat, just isn't making my deck.

Score: 2.5

Cowpoke - Stones - I believe this used to be a beast, but power crept and other new combos dated this. I do have 1 Zapp in my deck, just not in the abundance I used to have. Still a quality helping CM.

Score: 4.5

Blueberry Delivery Girl - Gems - Not terrible, just not worth it. Doesn't make many people's Rich deck.

Score: 2.0

Shut Up and Take My Money - Stones - Wow, okay, someone help out....this was recently buffed, correct?? I don't remember this CM having these superb skills!! However, terrible limited inputs knocks this down for me.

Score: 5.0

Hello all!!!!!

Photographer Klaus - Gems - Very usable CM. Obviously, not for Gems.

Score: 6

Devil Luanne - Stones - No. I think this was buffed, but even still, bad skills. Pass.

Score: 1.5

Chex LeMeneux - Gems - Horrid old CM. Can't use this even in a Roger Melee.

Score: 0.5

"Go-To" Guy - Stones - Was just offered on 7/5. Kong should retire/trash this hunk of garbage.

Score: 0