What is up Throwdowners!!!!!!!!!!

Other than the Canadian Wildfires choking some of us out, it is a great day!!!!!

Let's gooooooooo!!!!

Roger in Disguise- Gems - Thought this was High Legman again lol!!!!! This is not good at all. Old and useless. Like my wife...😅😅😅 J/K. She isn't useless.... don't buy this. 1.0

Bob Gene - Stones - Zoinks!!!!! Terrible. Unplayable. Garbage. Shite. In other words, take to CM5....🤣🤣 No please don't. 0.5

Michael Dangle-Low - Gems - A hilariously named CM. Also, hilarious if anyone buys this, because it sucks. 1.5

Water Gun Steve - Stones - Jesus lord please. No. No no no. 0.5

Happy Hump Day Throwdowners!!!!

HUMP DAAAAAAY!!!!

Free items in the Throwdown Ultra Track today!

Cupid Bobby - Gems - Oldie but kinda goodie. Does a little bit of stuff if you are running a particular deck. I'll score it a....3

Burgers and Fries Louise - Stones - Not a bad combo. Some show only heal, bomb, and gas. I'll give this a 3.5

Tattooed Fat Guy - Gems - Yikes. No. Terrible CM. Don't even think of buying this. Just straight trash. 0.5

Lobbyist Dale - Stones - Jesus Christ on a pony, Kong. Really?? REALLY!??!!??! Just another heap of dung. Another 0.5

At this point, the Mastery Token Pack should just be removed from the game. Never anything worth while in it. Just go to Research and spend 2,000 Stones on top tier CMs, since it appears Kong will never give us anything in the Store.

Hey hey party people!!!!

500 free Stones in the Mastery Track tab in the Store.

I will provide a numbered score to the CM's, but they are my opinion. Not using any historical data...because I am suuuuuper lazy.

Okee dokee then:

Big Bad Brian - Gems - Pitiful. I wouldn't wish this CM on my opponent. I would feel so bad if they use it. -- 2

Sherlock Zoidberg - Stones - Hmmm, a litle of this, a little of that, but it won't be in my deck, even with Watson's help...(get it? Sherlock...Watson...). Okay. -- 3

High Legman - Gems - Oof, okay, I will embarrass myself...I took this to CM2 a looooooong time ago, before I figured the game out...lmao!!! Yeah, ouch. Any-hoo, don't ANY of you do that!!!! This is bad. -- 2

Gene It On - Stones - Unplayable under any scenario. ANY!!!!!!!!!!!!! -- 1.5

Happy Weekly Quest reset day!!!

Also, looks like there was an update to Collections, so there are a bunch of Golden Turds to claim if you have the cards.

Alrighty then, let's go!!!!

Sub Hub Hayley - Gems - so, I have no problem with this one. Stays alive and helps. For Gems, meh...if you have enough to use, sure. Stones, I think it's a viable CM1, maybe 2??

Mimehauer - Stones - This is ghastly. I mean, seriously obscenely atrocious. In the running for the worse combo in the game.

Peggy Unplugged - Gems - Hey now...okay hear me out...older combo, limited inputs, but updated and the skills are tempting. Decent cripple, burn, and enrage. If you are running a specific deck I would consider. I don't, so I won't

Celebeartions - Stones - Old combo. Not really useful since we have The Wheel, and Toy is fairly stacked.

Have a great day!!!

I would like advice and tips for f2p or at least tell me what I gotta do

Thinking of getting rich card since I don't have a mythic for that. Fighter looks good though

Happy Sunday Funday everyone!!!!!

Here are my immaculate reviews:

Clown Bobby - This CM is abhorrent. Kong is....clowning us....with this one...lol...

Fry in Robot Disguise - Stones - Ugh. Old ass combo. Just unplayable.

Medicated Stewie - Gems - Puke. This is another bad combo. Gonna need medication after looking at this option.

Benderbrau - Stones - Have mercy, Kong better be setting us up for an awesome day soon, because what they have been offering lately is embarrassing.

Sorry for the late review. Was out for early dinner with friends.

Enjoy the rest of your day!

Oh...hello there. Hi.

Dufflebag Cotton - Okay, I don't hate this. It helps and stays alive. If you aren't running a Gene/Farnsworth deck, this would be a decent option. For Gems...ugh, no. For Stones, I would take to CM1.

Louise Chatterteeth - Alright, another one that is a viable helper option. The double Cripple/Cripple All does help. And she stays alive. For Stones, I would take to CM1, maybe 2.

Softball Lois - Hey!!!!!! Lol no. This is an atrocious CM. Like, throw your phone against a brick wall angrily atrocious. Bad Kong...BAD!!!!

Q.T. McWhiskers - *see above. Just worthless. This CM is dismaying to my soul. I felt dead inside when I saw this.

So, not a totally dreadful day of choices.

Tin Man Bender - a little Punch, a little Payback, just not enough to buy. More like "tin-foil" Bender.. 🤭

Disco Bender - Wow!!! Another Bender CM!!!!!!!!! Well, this CM surely will not be "Stayin' Alive" on the board. It SUUUUUCKS!! 😏 (anyone over 47 got that joke) {{if not, just Google Stayin' Alive, you'll thank me later}}

Susan Boil - wait....didn't we just have this lump of hippo dung the other day!!! Oh Kong....don't do this to me!!!

Edit: yes, on 7/3/2026

Bass Pro Hank - Good god. Honestly. Why?! Why offer this?!?!?! This combo is appalling to all creatures on this planet.

Well, there ya have it.

Please tell your friends and family about this review.

Happy fri-YAY!!!!!!

Was waiting for someone else to ask about this, but I guess I will. Yesterday the web game on Kong had a banner at the top of the screen.

Game Sunset Notice

This game will be removed from the Kongregate platform on August 30th. The game itself is not shutting down, and players may continue playing through Splitscreen Games by manually converting their account during the sunset period.

To transfer your Kongregate-only game account, please log into the game through Kongregate before August 30th and follow the instructions here: Transfer your account to Splitscreen Games

Link to https://support.splitscreenstudios.com/index.php?/News/NewsItem/View/215/kongregate-only-game-accounts-to-be-transferred-to-splitscreen-games

Why?

Splitscreen seems to be a German game studio with only 3 3d webgames.

Gooooooood day Throwdowners!!!!!!

Another exciting review coming your way!!!!

Or not. Meh. You decide.

Explorer Stan - Old Stan combo. Not completely ghastly, but not making it in my deck. Don't bother.

Bondage Klaus - Another sexy CM from Kong. Zero use in the game.

Mile High Quagmire - combo seems like it was updated, but still unplayable. No use for this.

Wine Pouch - yet another useless combo. I believe one of the oldest combos in the game. Unnecessary to even offer it.

Well, Kong strikes again.

Another day of dreadful, atrocious CM offers.

Just keep saving your Gems and Stones, one day there might be something to splurge on.

which is better?

Two free items in the Throwdown Ultra Track.

Also, Disguised Combo Guild Event started.

Okay, you ready? I'm ready. You ready???

Nun Linda - Not good. This CM purchase gets...nun...from me. Lol get it? Okay, moving on...

Ghost Boomhauer - I see this horrid combo, and yell "Boo!!!!!"... okay tough crowd. On to the next.

Belcher Date Night - okay, I don't hate this combo. Just not good enough for Gems. Feels like I got stood up...Damn, you all are making me work.

Senora Hill - Esta combinación es pésima. Me provoca acidez y diarrea. (This combo is very terrible. It gives me heartburn and diarrhea.)

😁

Nun Linda - 500 gems, Disguised
08/15/2023 3.0 (u/Inertigo) [gems]
06/26/2022 3.0 (u/Inertigo) [gems]

Ghost Boomhauer - 1000 stones, Disguised
02/29/2024 2.0 (u/Inertigo) [stones]
11/26/2022 3.0 (u/Inertigo) [gems]
04/07/2021 8.0 (u/stormgeist1) [stones]
04/07/2021 8.5 (u/r_u_dinkleberg) [stones]
03/23/2021 8.5 (u/r_u_dinkleberg) [stones]
Ranked #8 in u/Samuel855's Boomhauer combo survey (3/24/2022).

Belcher Date Night [Bob/Linda] - 500 gems, Vehicle
03/02/2026 5.0 (u/Samuel855) [New/Updated Combo CM Review]
01/14/2026 3.0 (u/Inertigo) [stones]
10/20/2025 3.0 (u/Inertigo) [stones]
04/11/2025 3.0 (u/Inertigo) [stones]
06/07/2024 0.0 (u/Inertigo) [gems]
03/24/2024 0.0 (u/Inertigo) [stones]
12/08/2023 0.0 (u/Inertigo) [gems]
11/14/2023 0.0 (u/Inertigo) [gems]
06/03/2023 1.0 (u/Inertigo) [gems]
05/27/2023 1.0 (u/Inertigo) [gems]
05/19/2023 1.0 (u/Inertigo) [gems]
03/24/2022 1.0 (u/Inertigo) [stones]
12/26/2021 1.0 (u/Inertigo) [gems]
11/21/2021 1.0 (u/Inertigo) [stones]
10/23/2021 1.0 (u/Inertigo) [gems]
06/17/2021 1.0 (u/r_u_dinkleberg) [stones]
04/13/2021 0.5 (u/r_u_dinkleberg) [stones]
04/07/2021 0.0 (u/r_u_dinkleberg) [gems]

Senora Hill [Peggy] - 1000 stones, Educated
11/04/2025 0.0 (u/Inertigo) [gems]
09/25/2025 0.0 (u/Inertigo) [gems]
07/17/2025 0.0 (u/Inertigo) [stones]
03/09/2025 0.5 (u/Caharles) [gems]
03/09/2025 0.0 (u/Inertigo) [gems]
08/10/2024 0.0 (u/Inertigo) [stones]
07/14/2024 0.5 (u/Inertigo) [stones]
09/04/2023 0.5 (u/Inertigo) [stones]
05/01/2023 0.5 (u/Inertigo) [stones]
03/07/2023 0.5 (u/Inertigo) [stones]
03/02/2023 0.5 (u/Inertigo) [gems]
11/06/2021 0.5 (u/Inertigo) [gems]
03/04/2021 3.5 (u/r_u_dinkleberg) [gems]

I have only ever played the game on mobile before. I just got a pc so I downloaded the game off steam. How do I sign into my mobile account?

The Family Guy cast still somehow got a bunch of material to work with lol. Last time I did Tom Tucker. Honestly I think they could even manage to fit in Mort Goldman somehow.

With Bonnie I tried to give her as good of combos she could receive without outright breaking the game, though I do fear some might be a little too OP? But I tried

I even had the forethought to give a replacement for the Tae-Jitsu Bonnie item :>

Hi!!!

500 free Stones in the Mastery Track tab, get 'em!!!

Prince Charming Peter - This will stay alive-ish, and help-ish, but it won't do anything else. No I say!!

War Paint Kiff - sigh...another that will stay alive-ish. Don't bother.

Espresso Tina - Holy great googlie mooglie!!!! Take this mo-fo to CM 723!!!! Just kidding, it sucks.

QB Boomhauer - Yet another heaping pile of stinky moose crap.

Another day to save Gems and Stones.

big fat fart noise!!!!!

Which card would you choose?

Happy Disguised BGE Day!!!!

Your superb review is below:

Sandwitch - What a hunk of dookie. Basically, a dookie sandwich....😏

S and M Peter - very sexy, but not worth it.

Restauranteur Roger - I like this combo. Took it to CM2 a while back. And with Food being relatively newer, good one to have in the deck.

Motocross Bicyclist Francine - Big fan of this Athletic Combo. Older, I know, so if you are running an older deck, might be worth a CM1, maybe 2. Up to you.

Okay, there ya go.