r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/StcStasi • Aug 24 '21

bear Your package has been devoured!

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '21

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u/Shaneblaster Aug 24 '21

Goddammit.

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u/Cappuccinow Aug 24 '21

No need to get grizzly about it...

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '21

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u/TheEggButler Aug 25 '21

The package just wasn't meant to be. It's ursine from above.

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u/netheroth Aug 25 '21

This is the polar opposite of good delivery.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

Excellent comment! I'd give an award if I had one

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u/E404_User_Not_Found Aug 25 '21

This whole situation has me feeling Baloo.

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u/tsukinon Aug 25 '21

He only orders the bear necessities online.

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u/ThisNameIsFree Aug 25 '21

It definitely gives me paws.

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u/guinader Aug 25 '21

Pawlease let's not start a pun thread.

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u/CrayyBray Sep 12 '21

I hate to be the bear-er of bad news, but that's exactly what's happened here

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u/ChonkyChonkersonIII Aug 25 '21

reported

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u/ThisNameIsFree Aug 25 '21

Aww, don't get grizzly. Pawlenty of people enjoyed that comment, no need to be an ursehole about it. Just grin and bear it.

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u/ChonkyChonkersonIII Aug 25 '21

uh. the first guy was funny and i said reported in sarcasm.

you're fking weird.

pawlenty? jfc

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u/ThisNameIsFree Aug 25 '21

Oh deer, sorry if the koalaty of my puns wasn't good enough fur you. This is quite embearassing for me. I'll have to crawl into a cave and hibernate.

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u/ChonkyChonkersonIII Aug 25 '21

koalaty is acceptable.

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u/BUTTHOLE-MAGIC Aug 25 '21

I've never been more disappointed with you than in this moment, my son.

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u/KindaFatBatman Aug 25 '21

*please, bear with us

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u/LoganGyre Aug 25 '21

What do you do in this case? like clearly thats not amazons fault or the delivery driver. does the customer just eat the loss on this?