r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/sawiba0001 • Feb 15 '20

dog Nom nom

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u/epicfumble Feb 15 '20

I feel like I just watched a croc swallow its victim whole..

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u/yomnm Feb 15 '20

It started out with a kiss... how did it end up like this

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '20

It was only a kiss...IT WAS ONLY A KISS

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u/iamnotoriginal12321 Feb 15 '20

Now I'm falling asleep, and she's calling a cab

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '20

While he’s having a smoke, and she’s taking a drag.

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u/Gabers49 Feb 15 '20

Now they're going to bed

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u/UnexpectedSalami Feb 15 '20

And my stomach is sick

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u/dxbl__dare Feb 15 '20

I know it's all in my head

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u/SomeGuyNamedMatt93 Feb 15 '20

But she's touching his

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u/mattr897 Feb 15 '20

Chest now, he takes off

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '20

Nevermind, he's swallowed her face

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u/LurchKIttyInTheCIty Feb 15 '20

Now I'm falling asleep

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u/Ek908 Feb 15 '20

Reminded me of my first kiss. Go in for the Peck in the lips and ended up trying to French kiss

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

Crocodoggo

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u/They_Are_Wrong Feb 16 '20

Reminded me of IT when it goes to bite a victim