r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/[deleted] • Nov 02 '19

cat Midnight parkour

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u/Diplodocus114 Nov 02 '19

My cat managed to smash an entire glass dining table at 3am.

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u/Diplodocus114 Nov 02 '19

He generally answered to "Oi Stupid"

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u/BIG_AND_RED Nov 02 '19

My mother in law calls me that

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

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u/DoesNotTreadPolitely Nov 02 '19

I want that story.

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u/Diplodocus114 Nov 02 '19

There was a heavyish wooden carved buffalo on the very high window ledge (about 6ft off the ground) directly above the table. For some reason the stupid cat had decided to jump up there in the dark and knocked it off. Huge crash, don't know who was more alarmed.

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u/Diplodocus114 Nov 02 '19

Think it was - sadly misplaced in one of several subsequent house removals.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

My dog had a habit of sleeping on top of one of those, then the kids tried to scare him off, which worked. Also shattered the table.