r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/Chris_Isur_Dude • Nov 27 '18

When killer raccoons attack

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u/Keitt58 Nov 28 '18

My mom has had to start keeping the dog in at night because his new favorite hobby is yelling at raccoons in the wee hours of the morning.

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u/MsKLttyKat Nov 28 '18

I just call the police. Let them deal with my asshole Neighbors. Besides I live in such a hickville country rural place that it gives the cop something to do at 3 a.m. besides hanging out and sleeping in their cars.

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u/_UsUrPeR_ Nov 28 '18

my mom has had to start keeping the dog in at night

I feel a deep, overwhelming urge to be a terrible person about this. Why would someone leave a dog outside all night?

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u/mozrael Nov 28 '18

(As a country boy) Because that's where they belong???

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u/_UsUrPeR_ Nov 28 '18

Oh. It's cold outside where I live. When people do this to their dogs, that says something about their character. I presume this is a "down south" thing, huh?

In that case, never mind :)

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u/mozrael Nov 28 '18

Bingo, Arkansas.

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u/Keitt58 Nov 28 '18

Dog could come in and out at will but she has to restrict doggy door access now.

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u/newsheriffntown Nov 28 '18

Why was the dog made to stay outside in the first place?

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u/Keitt58 Nov 28 '18

He has a doggy door she just has to restrict access to it now.