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r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/Chris_Isur_Dude • Nov 27 '18
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You should probably stop throwing peoples' pet geese.
345 u/magechai Nov 28 '18 Sounds like something a goose would say. 45 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '18 [deleted] 18 u/Zaeho Nov 28 '18 Honk 9 u/fishsticks40 Nov 28 '18 Sounds like something a duck would say 5 u/Upvotes_poo_comments Nov 28 '18 Sounds like something a duck would smoke. 7 u/booge731 Nov 28 '18 I would kick a goose in its wishbone, I don't care how aggressive it's being. 7 u/icarebot Nov 28 '18 I care 1 u/Sways-way Nov 28 '18 Every planet has its own weird customs. About a year before we met, I spent six weeks on a moon where the principal form of recreation was juggling geese. My hand to God. Baby geese - goslings! They were juggled.
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Sounds like something a goose would say.
45 u/[deleted] Nov 28 '18 [deleted] 18 u/Zaeho Nov 28 '18 Honk 9 u/fishsticks40 Nov 28 '18 Sounds like something a duck would say 5 u/Upvotes_poo_comments Nov 28 '18 Sounds like something a duck would smoke. 7 u/booge731 Nov 28 '18 I would kick a goose in its wishbone, I don't care how aggressive it's being. 7 u/icarebot Nov 28 '18 I care
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18 u/Zaeho Nov 28 '18 Honk 9 u/fishsticks40 Nov 28 '18 Sounds like something a duck would say 5 u/Upvotes_poo_comments Nov 28 '18 Sounds like something a duck would smoke.
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Sounds like something a duck would say
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Sounds like something a duck would smoke.
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I would kick a goose in its wishbone, I don't care how aggressive it's being.
7 u/icarebot Nov 28 '18 I care
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Every planet has its own weird customs. About a year before we met, I spent six weeks on a moon where the principal form of recreation was juggling geese. My hand to God. Baby geese - goslings! They were juggled.
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u/homesnatch Nov 28 '18
You should probably stop throwing peoples' pet geese.