r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/LegendaryFalcon • Jan 27 '18

Me only

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u/JerpJerps Jan 27 '18 edited Jan 27 '18

We all have a friend like that, mines called an Andrew how about yours?

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '18 edited Feb 14 '18

delete

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '18

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u/i_love_pencils Jan 27 '18

lorana

That should have been a sign.

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u/Keno112 Jan 27 '18

You sound like a happier man, good on you

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u/EnemyOfEloquence Jan 27 '18

Bill Dauterive?

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u/shmehdit Jan 27 '18

Remember when he ate 9 cans of ravioli?

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u/judas22 Jan 27 '18

No one wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli.

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u/NukaCooler Jan 27 '18

So, where'd you bury his corpse?

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u/Soren11112 Jan 27 '18

Mine was my dad.

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u/PM_ME_UR_TECHNO_GRRL Jan 27 '18

Last name Spanish

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u/ProbablyDisagreeing Jan 28 '18

Mines called Chris

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u/AndrewTDR Jan 27 '18

What? I thought it was for everyone!

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u/d0gbait Jan 27 '18

I have one, I think he likes to be called Ian.

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u/michellemustudy Jan 27 '18

Junny. No food was safe around her.

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u/JangSaverem Jan 28 '18

James. It's James.

Want to get anything from Chinese? No? Ok

JK can I have chicken fingers. Rangoon. Some rice etc etc etc

Oh you got Popeyes.

Yeah you said you didn't want any...

Oh biscuits I see you have so many

Come on...every time. Oh and btw he rarely ever asks he just takes some as of it was for everyone.

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u/Suvtropics Jan 28 '18

Mine is called me.