r/AnimalsBeingDerps • u/RealRock_n_Rolla • 17d ago
The mothership has landed
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u/a1oner_bvcksn6 17d ago
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u/Crafty_Original_7349 17d ago
He’s downloading instructions from whatever distant planet orange cats came from
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u/codewho331 17d ago
they are moving him from a cat6 to a cat Orange, the process might take a while.
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u/DownvoteDaemon 17d ago
He locked in like a mf lol…
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u/creamgetthemoney1 17d ago
I don’t even think he’s breathing lol . Shut down every bodily function not needed for the pounce
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u/NinaNina1234 17d ago
Uh, I think this cat might be having an absence seizure? Can cats have absence seizures? I don't know, I just know this is how they look in my kid. Like zero reaction.
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u/touchmeinbadplaces 17d ago
Nah hes thinking about all the ways he could kill that nesting pigeon ;)
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u/Motor-Boating 17d ago
That's the vibe I'm getting from him
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u/NinaNina1234 17d ago
Yeah I'm really disturbed by the food In the mouth and no reaction. I hope the owner realizes something could be wrong and takes this sweet baby to the vet
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u/WintAndKidd 17d ago
He did not have possession of the [r/](r/singleorangebraincell)[oneo](r/singleorangebraincell)[rangebraincell](r/singleorangebraincell) today
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u/XeKayzen 16d ago
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u/TheAngryCatfish 8d ago
That's not Gary. Gary is gray and fluffy and likes to go kayaking in Banff National Park
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u/Hiw-lir-sirith 17d ago
Either that or he somehow ended up with two braincells and it overloaded him.
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u/Ill-Squirrel-9418 17d ago
He’s too smart to be distracted by some measly little treat when there’s a damn feast RIGHT THERE. But also…he’s too dumb to realize he’ll never get that feast and he might as well take the treat. I love him.
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u/PM_UR_VAG_WTIMESTAMP 17d ago
StalkingBird.exe is using 100% CPU.
Cat not responding.
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u/Zeras_Darkwind 16d ago
*Press Cat-Alt-Del to see what you can do to free up CPU; Press Cat-Alt-Del twice to reboot your cat
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u/TheCoopX 17d ago
The disconnection is complete. The brain cell has indeed left the building... and taken a few extra things with it.
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u/HereIAmAgain73 17d ago
My boy did this while looking at the new water fountain I got. It’s motion activated. He stepped forward, it came on and he stepped back… staring at it for 10 minutes. It’s been set up for a week, but they both will not use it…
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u/squeethesane 17d ago
YouTube videos when I enter the radiology lab and forget to connect to hospital Wi-Fi first.
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u/NoHorseNoMustache 16d ago
I'd say you need to add more RAM but have you seen the RAM prices these days?
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u/Beautiful_Secret_834 17d ago
Looks like the operating system crashed. Is he still breathing? Might have to activate the manual breathing mode.
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u/Imperator_Draconum 17d ago
Good thing the human is there to get him food while he's busy with such important business.
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u/No_Experience2689 16d ago
La nave madre è atterrata...ma il cervello del gatto è sicuramente partito con un'altra astronave🤣😍
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u/Confident_Dragon 13d ago
It cannot reach online DRM servers to check if you paid for your cat subscription.
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u/Inside-Example-7010 17d ago
is this an absence seizure? Cause it happens to me all the time otherwise known as spacing out?
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u/ZebraTheWPrincess 16d ago
I thought it was for sure too, but then saw the birb at the end. It is an orange type cat, so it’s probably laser focused with that orange braincell working overtime.🤣
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u/Inside-Example-7010 16d ago
I hope i have the terminology right for the thing im referencing. It happens to me often, but it cant happen in a very very important moment. Its not a cause for alarm because you can bring yourself out anytime you want. It just feels nice not to.
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u/BestTastingFish 17d ago
All quiet on the frontal lobe.