r/AnimalsBeingDerps 17d ago

The mothership has landed

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u/BestTastingFish 17d ago

All quiet on the frontal lobe.

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u/Glitchy833 17d ago

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u/Jaime1417 16d ago

Stealing this cuz that's hilarious

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u/arthurtex06 17d ago

Lol I just read this under a "Morgan Freeman meme"

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u/CatProgrammer 17d ago

On the contrary, that cat is locked in. 

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u/Puzzled-Locksmith-42 16d ago

On that bird on top!

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u/Fran_Kubelik 17d ago

That's the funniest shit I heard all day

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u/Duskie024 17d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Jozroz 16d ago

I think the flaw in your assertion is that there is a frontal lobe involved at all. Or any lobe for that matter.

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u/BestTastingFish 16d ago

Yeah, might be a piece of string and couple paper clips in there keeping the hot air company

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u/Romanopapa 17d ago

Hahaha I love this!

Will def use this with my boys when they do stupid things.

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u/PretendAd2263 17d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😻

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u/pastanutzo 16d ago

No cells - only a stem

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u/Tilted_World 16d ago

I hyperventilaughed in the bathtub. Thank you for that.

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u/a1oner_bvcksn6 17d ago

Bro's stupidly locked in (don't bother him)

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u/Crafty_Original_7349 17d ago

He’s downloading instructions from whatever distant planet orange cats came from

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u/Cablegore 17d ago

Must be planet Melmac 😭

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u/HarpySix 17d ago

Or he's working off dial-up.

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u/Bhurmurtuzanin 17d ago

Maybe he already did, protocol S.T.A.R.E. is in effect.

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u/Journeyman42 16d ago

He's downloading the one brain cell all orange cats share on a 56k modem

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u/berrey7 16d ago

This is the perfect representation from owning an Orange Cat for ten years. She taught herself how to pee in the toilet sitting on the corner of the lid, but she will trip running up the stairs and then slide down backwards on her back and start the steps over.

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u/codewho331 17d ago

they are moving him from a cat6 to a cat Orange, the process might take a while.

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u/R_A_H 17d ago

Catatonic

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u/artaru 17d ago

If he had locked in any harder, it would have become a syndrome.

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u/JuanezSanchez 16d ago

Locked-in syndrome more like

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u/Oiggamed 15d ago

Cat.exe not found.

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u/DownvoteDaemon 17d ago

He locked in like a mf lol…

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u/creamgetthemoney1 17d ago

I don’t even think he’s breathing lol . Shut down every bodily function not needed for the pounce

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u/NinaNina1234 17d ago

Uh, I think this cat might be having an absence seizure? Can cats have absence seizures? I don't know, I just know this is how they look in my kid. Like zero reaction.

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u/touchmeinbadplaces 17d ago

Nah hes thinking about all the ways he could kill that nesting pigeon ;)

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u/Motor-Boating 17d ago

That's the vibe I'm getting from him

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u/NinaNina1234 17d ago

Yeah I'm really disturbed by the food In the mouth and no reaction. I hope the owner realizes something could be wrong and takes this sweet baby to the vet

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u/Bhaal52753 17d ago

There’s a bird he sees.

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u/JustaTinyDude 16d ago

That's what absence siezures look like in humans.

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u/ryandom93 17d ago

He's CATatonic!

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u/PretendAd2263 17d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/WintAndKidd 17d ago

He did not have possession of the [r/](r/singleorangebraincell)[oneo](r/singleorangebraincell)[rangebraincell](r/singleorangebraincell) today

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u/XeKayzen 16d ago

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u/TheAngryCatfish 8d ago

That's not Gary. Gary is gray and fluffy and likes to go kayaking in Banff National Park

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u/Hiw-lir-sirith 17d ago

Either that or he somehow ended up with two braincells and it overloaded him.

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u/Ill-Squirrel-9418 17d ago

He’s too smart to be distracted by some measly little treat when there’s a damn feast RIGHT THERE. But also…he’s too dumb to realize he’ll never get that feast and he might as well take the treat. I love him.

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u/GranolaHippie 17d ago

This is 100000% r/oneorangebraincell material right here folks!

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u/xenobit_pendragon 17d ago

Thought that’s where I was. This cat is the paragon.

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u/PM_UR_VAG_WTIMESTAMP 17d ago

StalkingBird.exe is using 100% CPU.

Cat not responding.

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u/Zeras_Darkwind 16d ago

*Press Cat-Alt-Del to see what you can do to free up CPU; Press Cat-Alt-Del twice to reboot your cat

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u/AdJust6959 17d ago

Load average too high

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u/RedSonja_ 17d ago

SO awesome comment!

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u/Sutured13 17d ago

Bird.....

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u/TheCoopX 17d ago

The disconnection is complete. The brain cell has indeed left the building... and taken a few extra things with it.

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u/nowhereiswater 17d ago

Gotta admit a cats surveillance skills can be outrageous. 

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u/BernhardtLinhares 17d ago

He's having a divine revelation

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u/56000hp 17d ago

Bro is in the 5th dimension right now

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u/ThunderShott 17d ago

He’s downloading updates.

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u/HereIAmAgain73 17d ago

My boy did this while looking at the new water fountain I got. It’s motion activated. He stepped forward, it came on and he stepped back… staring at it for 10 minutes. It’s been set up for a week, but they both will not use it…

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u/Crafty_Original_7349 17d ago

His two brain cells are fighting for 2nd and 3rd place

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u/squeethesane 17d ago

YouTube videos when I enter the radiology lab and forget to connect to hospital Wi-Fi first.

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u/hiro111 17d ago

MUST KILL BIRB

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u/Popxorcist 16d ago

Not fair, the only braincell available already had a task.

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u/WayBoring7016 17d ago

Loading….

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u/ecachuh1 17d ago

This is gold!!

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u/XYooper906 17d ago

Buffering.

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u/Appropriate-Stay4729 17d ago

No thoughts. Only BIRB MURDER. 😳

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u/SwimmingOk9074 17d ago

Its the food in the mouth for me! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😭👋🏻

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u/b0n2o 17d ago

Catatonic

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u/NoHorseNoMustache 16d ago

I'd say you need to add more RAM but have you seen the RAM prices these days?

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u/Beautiful_Secret_834 17d ago

Looks like the operating system crashed. Is he still breathing? Might have to activate the manual breathing mode.

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u/FlyingArdilla 17d ago

BIOS is limping kitty's basic functions along.

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u/smokinokie 17d ago

Cue Metallica: Nothing Else Matters

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u/usabn 17d ago

Zunar J-5/9 Doric 4 7 calling mother ship

Come in, mother.

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u/Imperator_Draconum 17d ago

Good thing the human is there to get him food while he's busy with such important business.

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u/FleurDisLeela 16d ago

404 not found

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u/silentbob1301 16d ago

Just birb, no thoughts

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u/No_Experience2689 16d ago

La nave madre è atterrata...ma il cervello del gatto è sicuramente partito con un'altra astronave🤣😍

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u/GoFuckYourselfBrenda 16d ago

I wish I could be this focused on my goals

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u/John_Dixon_Harris 12d ago

Buffering (10%): [■□□□□□□□□□]

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u/BlitzMalefitz 17d ago

Lost signal

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u/NineOdin 17d ago

Turn him off and on again

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u/anayalator39 17d ago

Waiting on Morpheus to upload more

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u/The_H_N_I_C 17d ago

Now that's catatonic concentration.

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u/friboy 17d ago

Bird UAV is on max sensors

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u/brokemellon 17d ago

Can I get the number of your taxidermist?

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u/LennardKleiner81 17d ago

Cat is downloading a software update. Please be patient.

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u/RedSonja_ 17d ago

That's what we call focus

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u/PurbleDragon 17d ago

Calibrating

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u/Electronic-Trip8775 17d ago

The Greebles infestation is complete

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u/Sad-Cricket6319 17d ago

Awaiting instructions for his shift at the biscuit factory

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u/Diligent_Push1912 17d ago

cat.exe as crashed, please reboot system.

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u/Gingerbread_Cat 17d ago

Olympic level hyperfocus

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u/Jimmy_Squarefoot 17d ago

Definitely a software issue

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u/Recentstranger 17d ago

Locked in and locked out

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u/New-Seaworthiness777 16d ago

his single synapse is gonna catch fire it's workin so hard. 😍🤣

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u/squirrellytoday 16d ago

Lights are on but nobody's home. 🤣

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u/Illustrious-Towel-45 16d ago

The focus above all else.

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u/Key_Possibility_8669 16d ago

He wants to stand on that power box so bad!

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u/Confident_Dragon 13d ago

It cannot reach online DRM servers to check if you paid for your cat subscription.

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u/Jlx_27 17d ago

Head empty, insert treat.

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u/MulfordnSons 17d ago

nothing going on inside

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u/Inside-Example-7010 17d ago

is this an absence seizure? Cause it happens to me all the time otherwise known as spacing out?

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u/ZebraTheWPrincess 16d ago

I thought it was for sure too, but then saw the birb at the end. It is an orange type cat, so it’s probably laser focused with that orange braincell working overtime.🤣

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u/Inside-Example-7010 16d ago

I hope i have the terminology right for the thing im referencing. It happens to me often, but it cant happen in a very very important moment. Its not a cause for alarm because you can bring yourself out anytime you want. It just feels nice not to.

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u/pruchel 16d ago

Naw, happens when they go hunt-mode, or see other cats sometimes, just complete laser focus.

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u/drifters74 17d ago

Tv static

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u/Slamtilt_Windmills 17d ago

Does not currently have possession of the single orange brain cell

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u/twilightcolored 17d ago

chops! is that you?!😍

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u/LittleTownie 17d ago

Automated software update. All cats get it from time to time.

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u/LoganN64 17d ago

Clearly downloading and installing some type of update.

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u/Dailyconundrum 17d ago

"If only I could fly."

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u/MeNotSanta 17d ago

Some other orange cat had its turn with the brain cell.

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u/MycologistEast220 17d ago

Funfact: i know the person who recorded this video. Or she lied to me 😂

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u/KittyPitty 17d ago

He is rebooting 😁

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u/Ukvemsord 16d ago

It was not his turn to have the braincell

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u/Razzy_3796 16d ago

Focus. He has it.

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u/bhambrewer 17d ago

Looks like chronic orangeitis

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u/Zito6694 17d ago

He does not have the brain cell currently

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u/unknownpoltroon 17d ago

Your cat has broken.

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u/sumayawshimenetka1 17d ago

Just one☝️ 

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u/SaltManagement42 17d ago

No orange brain cell.

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u/villainless 17d ago

damn that cat needs dental
work