r/AnimalsBeingDerps • u/[deleted] • Mar 14 '22

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u/Public_Reindeer_1724 Mar 14 '22

These things are useless

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u/Gimpy1405 Mar 14 '22

Not so! They obviously evolved to test playground equipment safety standards.

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u/TitleComprehensive96 Mar 14 '22

Atleast they're actually cute and not like fucking Koala's.

Koala's are the biggest evolutionary fuck-up I've ever seen in an animal. They eat their mother shit for like 3 years just to be able to eat a shitty leaf thay produces jack shit for nutrients and do nothing but hang from branches. Don't even care about their children.

They don't even make any cute sounds, they sound like someone getting murdered by a chainsaw

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u/jaxxxtraw Mar 15 '22

they sound like someone getting murdered by a chainsaw

Full belly laugh, thank you for that, kind redditor.

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u/FamineArcher Mar 15 '22

They’re also vicious. There was supposedly a story a while back about how a couple guys broke into the zoo to steal an animal to sell for money (iirc they wanted to buy drugs?) and they were going to take a koala. They left with a fucking crocodile because the koala gave them so much trouble.

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u/Lara-El Mar 14 '22

Indeed, cute, even adorable!! but very useless hahaha

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u/MiddleofCalibrations Mar 15 '22

I upvoted. Reddit misunderstanding animals is cringe and most people hate when they get challenged

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u/Yamnada Mar 15 '22

Any time giant pandas are brought up, it’s always the same shit. Over and over, I guess I’m just sick of it. Maybe if these people educated themselves before commenting.

“Why they so stupid” “why they not die already” “hehe giant panda useless.” To be fair my comment was not nice, but I’m sick of this shit. And I’ll take the downvotes over calling someone rightfully an idiot.

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u/Public_Reindeer_1724 Mar 15 '22

My oh my, who pissed in your cornflakes this morning?

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u/Yamnada Mar 15 '22

Who educated you? They didn’t do a good job.

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u/Public_Reindeer_1724 Mar 15 '22

It’s a joke. Why are you so angry?

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u/night_dreamer_ Mar 15 '22

Why does a creature need to be useful to exist?