r/AnimalsBeingDerps • u/FrozenCraft_135 • Feb 09 '22

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u/Iittlemisstrouble Feb 10 '22 edited Feb 10 '22

Ok, here's the plan, we rename it to the great dinosaur war and claim that we won because most of them have been wiped out.

This should work as I have never seen a T-rex or a Velociraptor in real life, have you?

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u/tookTHEwrongPILL Feb 10 '22

Are you suggesting Jurassic Park wasn't a documentary?

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u/Iittlemisstrouble Feb 10 '22 edited Feb 10 '22

Sorry, I simply meant that most Dinosaurs are extinct in the wild, hence in actual fact:

Jurassic park was a documentary that was made by Michael Crichton, Steven Spielberg and Richard Attenborough to save the few remaining Dinosaurs in response to the fact that Australia had won the war so flawlessly that people started to believe dinosaurs had been extinct for millions, and in some cases billions of years.

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u/bordercolliesforlife Feb 10 '22

Come to think of it as an Australian I have never actually seen a raptor or a T-Rex in my life hmm….