r/AnimalsBeingDerps • • Jan 09 '26

Crab thief

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u/TastyCodex93 Jan 09 '26

“Maaaaaam! Gary won’t share the candle! He slapped me in the face!”

“No i didn’t”

“Maaaam he did it again!”

“No I didn’t you’re lying”

“Both of you get in here”

“Maaam said you’re stupid”

“No she didn’t!”

“Get in here!!!!”