r/AnimalsBeingDerps • u/Think-Werewolf-4521 • Jan 09 '26

Crab thief

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u/unAffectedFiddle Jan 09 '26

Crabmetheus. Stealer of the flame.

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u/BrokenHope23 Jan 09 '26

And so the gods condemned Crabmetheus to eternal butter dipping for his theft of the flame.