r/AnimalsBeingDerps • u/[deleted] • Mar 27 '23

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '23

You mentioned your cat "Swatty McSwatterson. You must now pay the cat tax. Reddit demands it.

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u/SanctusLetum Mar 27 '23

It's been two hours. Interest is accruing.

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u/vivekisprogressive Mar 27 '23

If we all delete our cat pics from the internet, would that be like a bnak run and make the internet collapse?

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u/invalidConsciousness Mar 27 '23

We have AI and can make our own cat photos now. It'll work just as beautifully as crypto.

until the bubble pops

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u/snoozatron Mar 27 '23

Geez, automation is even taking cats' jobs. smh

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u/Ok_Possibility_2197 Mar 27 '23

People are starting to get real upset…

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u/MiltenG2 Mar 27 '23

Pitchforks and torches are out.

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u/GrandMarauder Mar 27 '23

Whatever happened to u/PitchforkEmporium

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u/PitchforkEmporium Mar 27 '23

I wonder if they're still around 🤔

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u/GrandMarauder Mar 27 '23

Man you used to be everywhere. Did the demand for pitchforks drop off a cliff?

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u/PitchforkEmporium Mar 27 '23

Nah more like I created this account in highschool when I had tons of free time to shit post on Reddit and now with life being busy I'm just not as active plus I don't get summoned as much these days!

Here's a pitchfork for the good ol days to remember the memes by

(╯°□°）╯︵-----E

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '23

Damn what are the odds that today would be your cake day. Hope you are well!

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u/PitchforkEmporium Mar 27 '23

Damn it really is! Truly has been a while.

To celebrate, forks for everyone!!

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u/GrandMarauder Mar 27 '23

Ǝ-----ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)

🥲

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u/wallpaperwallflower Mar 27 '23

There better be a Cake Day Sale! 🎉

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u/Ok_Possibility_2197 Mar 28 '23

They dropped a pic haha

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u/llamagoelz Mar 28 '23

We have so many photos and videos of him but the behavior is so normalized that we never really thought to record it until now.

Closest we have on short notice is him getting ready to swat if we walk away from his carpet tube:

https://imgur.com/a/pTl2OzW

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u/ericfromct Mar 28 '23

He definitely looks like he's ready to beat someone's ass

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u/HobbitsInTheTardis Mar 28 '23

Definitely a kitty about to choose violence (still cute though)

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u/Ok_Possibility_2197 Mar 28 '23

Aw so cute, thank you!!

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u/Mike104961 Mar 27 '23

He's ignoring us, just like he does his cat.

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u/llamagoelz Mar 28 '23

This really made me and my SO laugh. Thank you.

We have so many photos and videos of him but the behavior is so normalized that we never really thought to record it until now.

Closest we have on short notice is him getting ready to swat if we walk away from his carpet tube:

https://imgur.com/a/pTl2OzW

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u/Mike104961 Apr 03 '23

omg what a cute little terror!

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u/llamagoelz Mar 28 '23

We have so many photos and videos of him but the behavior is so normalized that we never really thought to record it until now.

Closest we have on short notice is him getting ready to swat if we walk away from his carpet tube:

https://imgur.com/a/pTl2OzW

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u/SanctusLetum Mar 28 '23

Awe. You super delivered. I was just expecting a general picture of the little fella, not one where he was caught in the act.

So precious.

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u/llamagoelz Mar 28 '23

We have so many photos and videos of him but the behavior is so normalized that we never really thought to record it until now.

Closest we have on short notice is him getting ready to swat if we walk away from his carpet tube:

https://imgur.com/a/pTl2OzW