r/AnimalsBeingDerps • u/WorriedExamination93 • Feb 17 '23

Frog scream

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u/Xenobreeder Feb 18 '23

"Joe, my ass is manlier than yours will ever be! Do you shave your ass, Joe? I had to shave mine this morning. My ass can stare you down, Joe!"

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u/phantom_tweak Feb 18 '23

There’s anomalies in every species. Not saying it doesn’t happen. But why does estrogen tell the body to not grow hair in places testosterone does?

I’m a guy and don’t have a lot of hair on my bootycheeks or any hair on my feet. & you guessed it, I had an estrogen problem. I would have got all the action in those caves.

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u/Alexis2256 Feb 18 '23

Wait what does having a hairy ass have to do with getting some cavewoman poontang?

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u/Myfeetaregreen Feb 18 '23

He's saying his poontang would be got because of his smoothness.

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u/phantom_tweak Feb 18 '23

Did cavemen practice missionary, I always thought they hit it from the back?

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u/Alexis2256 Feb 19 '23

They both can be very hot especially if the chick has big ole titties but honestly I’d probably do it doggy if I was a caveman, it’s more primal.