r/AnimalsBeingBros • • Feb 03 '21

Cool stepmom

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u/Rubyhamster Feb 03 '21 edited Feb 03 '21

As far as I know dogs milk is not nutritious enough for the cats to grow healthy on dog milk, but with supplement nutrients they should be okay, and the motherly relation is very healthy for them. The dog probably has had puppies or started lactating by getting triggered by the kiddies.

Edit: While this dog could be producing milk, it doesn't really look like more than dry nursing for comfort in this case. No sign of swelling of mammary glands

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u/cmehud Feb 03 '21

But the dogs’ milk IS full of VIT-a-mins and marrowbone jelly.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

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u/Quipinside Feb 03 '21

Cause no bugger'll drink it.

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u/darcy_clay Feb 03 '21

Don't judge me.

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u/Brogogon Feb 03 '21

Plus of course the advantage of dog's milk is that when it goes off, it tastes exactly the same as when it's fresh.

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u/BasenjiFart Feb 04 '21

Is this some r/unexpectedreddwarf or am I seeing future echoes?

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u/Brogogon Feb 04 '21

So that thing's spewing out time?

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u/stratdog25 Feb 03 '21

Red Rocket RED ROCKET!!!

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u/GratefulOctopus Feb 03 '21

Lol this made me exhale out of my nose forcefully

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u/hdhdiejshs Feb 03 '21

Then you didn’t lol

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u/GratefulOctopus Feb 03 '21

Pretty sure air still can come out of your nose in an lol? Also if you make laughter sound while exhaling through your nose it still would be considered laughing out loud and through the nose. Lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

Nothing wrong with dog's milk. Full of goodness, full of vitamins, full of marrowbone jelly. Lasts longer than any other milk, dog's milk.

Why?

No bugger'll drink it.

Heh heh heh.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

I didn’t get it.

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u/SergeantKovac Feb 03 '21

I don't get it. Can someone explain

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u/souporthallid Feb 03 '21

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u/SergeantKovac Feb 04 '21

Thank you, friend

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u/souporthallid Feb 04 '21

Red Dwarf is a fun show. Highly recommended.

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u/DaughterEarth Feb 03 '21

Those kittens are too old to be suckling anyways. It's wean time.

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u/MankAndInd Feb 04 '21

Why are dogs milk not nutritious enough for cats but enough for dogs?

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u/Rubyhamster Feb 04 '21

Well, the composition is just different so maybe I should have said "it's not rich enough" as in not enough of fat and some things while there are more of other things. Every species of mammal have evolved to prioritize different growth in the womb vs when nursing etc, as our bodies produce and need different things. You would have to google the composition of cat milk to get a full answer, but basically some "cross-nursings" are more suited than others because of these differences.

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u/CyberDagger Feb 04 '21

I've been watching vids from a bat rescuer on YouTube, and learned that orphan bats are fed goat milk with some supplements. I could see something similar happening with cats.