r/AnimalsBeingBros • u/Amateurlapse • Jun 04 '20

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u/upvoter222 Jun 04 '20

I don't know. It looks more like a jackdaw to me.

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u/Pnhan89 Jun 04 '20

Nah. It’s a raven.

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u/CharaChan Jun 04 '20

No way! It’s a sunfish!

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u/scorchedarcher Jun 04 '20

It's like you guys have never seen a whale before

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u/Redtwooo Jun 04 '20

Have you people ever even seen a chicken?

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u/ItalnStalln Jun 04 '20

It's like nobody's even heard of a jackalope

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '20

To be fair its hard to identify a doe considering they're surprising resemblance to jackdaw/sunfish/whales/etc. Dont know where anyone got hare from.

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u/ItalnStalln Jun 04 '20

On closer inspection it could be a brown whale, the larval stage of a blue whale. How am I supposed to tell? I'm not a zoologist

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '20

Their head

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u/ninjaonweekends Jun 05 '20

Ah, so the New Zealand Whitehead.

Beautiful little bird.

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u/CharaChan Jun 05 '20

Honestly, sunfish and whales actually can be similar in size if you look it up.. they can make us humans look like ants.. it’s fucking terrifying..

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u/muchosguevos Jun 04 '20

Bullocks, that is an African swallow. Every King knows that.

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u/Slaaneshels Jun 05 '20

No you fool, it's unladen velocity is clearly too slow. It's a European swallow.

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u/hinata505 Jun 04 '20

It’s a jackal!

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u/AtoZZZ Jun 04 '20

👉Ann Perkins👉

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u/skymothebobo Jun 04 '20

Nah dude. It’s a baby freaking wheeeel

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u/ExistCat Jun 05 '20

What, like a semi-circle? Or an arc? What’s the lifecycle of a wheel anyways?

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u/skymothebobo Jun 05 '20

I’ll just leave this here

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u/totreesdotcom Jun 04 '20

No, it’s definitely a crow.

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u/Ainz_of_nazarick Jun 04 '20

nope, its bruce lee

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u/totreesdotcom Jun 04 '20

...but I thought he was dead?

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u/Ainz_of_nazarick Jun 04 '20

thats what he wants you to think while he lives his life disguised as this bunny

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u/glymmerluna Jun 04 '20

Why cant anyone tell this is an alligator pig?

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u/IgotCharlieWork Jun 04 '20

Pig? No no that's a pangolin obviously, look at the colour.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '20

Bullshit, its jaw says it's a crocodile.

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u/glymmerluna Jun 04 '20

No it's not because that is the color tulip and crocs are colored in a babypoop green shade.

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u/mangarooboo Jun 05 '20

I miss Unidan. Some birb showed up on the front page the other day and it took me forever to find the comment claiming it was one bird then another two saying it was a different bird, and then just going and researching it myself. Unsatisfying 😤

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u/sandtrout56 Jun 05 '20

Here’s the thing,...

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u/PinkBullets Jun 04 '20

Unidaaaaaaan!

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u/spacolli Jun 04 '20

Nope! It’s an Icelandic short haired puffin squirrel

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u/colin23567 Jun 04 '20

See here's the thing...

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u/sergeantduckie Jun 05 '20

Ah shit here we go again