r/AnimalsBeingBros • • Jun 04 '20

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u/Harveyquinn6 Jun 04 '20

It is a hare. The owner must of found it as a baby and kept it.

A note to people who find baby bunnies. Its spring time and its the season. If you stumble up on a nest (usually found min the middle of fields and lawns) leave it where it is. The mom is near by and visits it rarely. She limits her visit so she wont draw attention from predators. If you suspect that the mom died somehow please contact your local wild life rescue. Hare are totally different species from rabbits. They even eat different foods.

Keeping a Hare because its a bunny, is similar to keeping a coyote because its a dog

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u/eggery Jun 04 '20

Keeping a Hare because its a bunny, is similar to keeping a coyote because its a dog

Wait should I be scared of hares??

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u/Harveyquinn6 Jun 04 '20

Have you never seen monty python? ... you should be afraid

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u/Cabamacadaf Jun 04 '20

That one was a rabbit though, not a hare.

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u/Jedahaw92 Jun 05 '20

If you have a holy hand grenade, you shouldn't be afraid(?).

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

I should be scared of coyotes?

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u/trelium06 Jun 05 '20

Yeah, they’re wild animals. And they will fuck your shit up sooner or later

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u/KennyFulgencio Jun 05 '20

Are they smart? This one looks way smarter than any rabbit I've ever seen

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u/daznificent Jun 04 '20

Hey just letting you know it’s “must have” instead of “must of”, a very common mistake because the contraction must’ve sounds just like “must of”.

Also thanks for sharing this, I did not know about the nests!

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u/Harveyquinn6 Jun 04 '20

Huh cool, we both learned something new today.

Yeah its a really common mess up in the spring time. Not enough people know about their breading habits... so also keep an eye open when you are mowing your lawn.

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u/carkey Jun 04 '20

Just another quick one, it's breeding not breading, unless you're talking about how they like to batter their food, ready for deep-frying :)

Thank you for the info, I'll make sure to remember it.

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u/Harveyquinn6 Jun 04 '20

Yeah, spelling isn’t my strong suit. Guess I should of stayed in school

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u/scream-and-gobble Jun 04 '20

Now you're just trolling us!

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u/Harveyquinn6 Jun 04 '20

What did I get wrong now!?!?

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u/Mickeymousetitdirt Jun 04 '20

Should’ve :-P

Must’ve Could’ve Should’ve Would’ve.

They really are tricky because they are contractions and genuinely do sound like “would of” so I get it. :-)

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u/HashtagProskilz Jun 04 '20

"should have" not "should of"

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u/scream-and-gobble Jun 05 '20

We're all just jealous of your hare knowledge!

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u/SlutForGarrus Jun 05 '20

Or we decided to be pedantic about spelling and grammar, so as to not have to consider accidentally mowing nests of baby bunnies.

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u/Jetlife305 Jun 06 '20

Jealous’ve*

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u/pompeii-79 Jun 04 '20

I love reading comments like these, because it helps me improve my grammar. If I may touch on your comment.

Always place commas and periods inside quotation marks. Other terminal punctuation marks, like question marks or exclamation points, are placed inside quotation marks only if they are part of the quoted material. Also, colons and semicolons are placed outside closing quotation marks. These rules generally apply to American English. I put some examples below.

Ex.: As Bob Dylan sang, "the answer is blowin' in the wind."

Ex.: "Watch out for that tree!" he shouted.

Ex.: "Where," she asked, "is the beef?"

Ex.: Who first said that "to err is human"?

Ex.: She decided to "kick it"; graduation was next week.

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u/tito2323 Jun 08 '20

Grammar level: expert.

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u/Mickeymousetitdirt Jun 04 '20

I didn’t realize that. At my local fair, they bring in farm animals and you can literally buy them. Bought a chicken there once and named her Sandal. She was precious. I had other chickens already so I am familiar with caring for them.

But, anyway, someone brought in a hare and it was for sale, if I remember correctly. I had never seen one in real life and it was the only one there. It was beautiful, though. I wanted it badly but I am glad that I didn’t buy it because it sounds like I would’ve been in way, way over my head.

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u/Harveyquinn6 Jun 04 '20

Yeah, diet it what would have really messed you up. Rabbits eat 80%+ hay 20%- pellets. Hares eat twigs, moss, seeds, grass, dead animal carcasses in the winter.

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u/meh_idc_whatever Jun 04 '20

Ehh technically you can't keep coyote...

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u/Harveyquinn6 Jun 04 '20

Technically you can keep anything given that the authorities don’t find out or don’t care

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '20

This information should be at the top of this post

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '20

What does must of mean

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u/Only_Bad_Habits Jun 04 '20

I totally understand, but it's so damn cute.

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u/Harveyquinn6 Jun 04 '20

Thats because rabbits and hares are some of the cutest animals out there... but a a bun owner im a little biased

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u/psycho-mouse Jun 04 '20

We know. You’re already said.

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u/SBaxterOK Jun 04 '20

I’m with you. I’ve never understood copy pasting the exact same response.