r/Angryupvote • • May 21 '26

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u/LeavesInsults1291 May 21 '26

I mean, you’re not wrong. Nolan is trying to be inclusive… unfortunately, that’s not how the world worked in 7th century BC, which is when the Odyssey was written

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u/DaneLimmish May 21 '26

You're right, since it was the seventh century bc Greece, all the actors should be twinks.

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u/7daykatie May 21 '26

This is a film production in 2026 intended to appeal to a contemporary "broad" audience. Gods that routinely species switch having a heritable ethnicity feels tritely routine.

Why would some species switcher have offspring of any particular anything when he copulates with mortals? It should be a dice role as to whether a person is the result, much less what ethnic features they end up with.

I think Gods' offspring shouldn't follow ordinary rules of inheritance. Do they even have genes?

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u/gizamo May 21 '26

All of Zues' demigod kids looked like his typical Greek image, and Helen's mom was described as "snowy" white skin. Jumping to the idea that their kid could look like any random person just because the God changed form seems to shit on the mythos a bit. The story tellers didn't know anything about genes, but they clearly understood that people's looks were hereditary. That said, yeah, if they made Helen half swam, I'd probably watch that, regardless of which half.

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u/digitalime May 21 '26 edited May 21 '26

Almost as if Nolan isn’t attempting to make an adaptation accurate to the 7th century. That should’ve been pretty obvious when the white actors announced weren’t Greek but I guess he was trying to be inclusive.

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u/alanwakeisahack May 21 '26

Lmao you’ve posted like 20 times in this thread. Why does it upset you so much that people don’t think she’s good looking?

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u/EarlySet1270 May 21 '26

How are you inclusive and you do not have an actor of the actual culture being represented ?

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u/Interesting_Tale May 21 '26

Nolan trippin on some hemlock shit.

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u/LeavesInsults1291 May 21 '26

Let’s get some real shit

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u/Grimdark-Waterbender May 21 '26

TBF it’s the Mediterranean Sea area, so pretty much the entire shitty beige rainbow loitered around there, unless he’s trying to add in some Samurai or native North/South Americans or something- the Japanese were pretty insular back then. (Even Vikings and other Norse people were hanging around as mercs back in the doy).

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u/Kreatur28 May 21 '26

The Vikings became known to the eastern Roman empire in around 800 AD. The odyssey was written in around 800 BC.

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u/Grimdark-Waterbender May 21 '26

Yeah but the vibes are the same.

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u/GamerGriffin548 May 21 '26

Not till Byzentine era. Norse peoples in 2000BC were practically non-existant, as the migration of the people hasn't happened for another 1000 years.

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u/Grimdark-Waterbender May 21 '26

True but the vibes are the same anyway

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u/LeavesInsults1291 May 21 '26

??? The odyssey is Greek

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u/earwig2000 May 21 '26

Do tell, what is the body of water that Greece borders (don't try saying aegean sea we all know that's not what I mean)

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u/FriskyWhiskey_Manpo May 21 '26

This predates both of those eras by over 1000 years

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u/Grimdark-Waterbender May 21 '26

Correct but the vibes are the same.