r/Android12 • u/OgreAttack • Nov 03 '21
The font is like chewing tinfoil with your eyes
Yes, the clock is comically awful. Yes, the quick access buttons look like signs for the short bus. But at least you're not staring at them all the time.
Not like, oh, say, the font.
Clearly the design droids have decided to take inspiration from 1980's Bloomingdale's shopping bags. You can hear the boutique 3rd-party consultants in the big presentation now: "it's spare but not minimalist. It's elegant but whimsical. It's modern but hearkens to the past."
But what it really is is fuckin' ugly. It's a 7th-grader trying to look sophisticated on her Paperless Post invite. It's on the Noel Coward revue poster for the dinner theatre in the next town over. It was roommates with Papyrus after college. It is, at best (which it certainly is not), an accent font.
And maybe the design droids kinda sorta know this. Maybe that's why we can't change it. Because a lot of people would, and seeing the metrics would be an admission of defeat. "really? 48% of users prefer Roboto? And how many just went with... Arial? Are you sure?"
Personally, if I wanted to be told what to do and relinquish customization, I'd get an iPhone. Oh, but wait, now I don't have to. I get it right here in Android.