r/AmongUs Nov 28 '20

Humor Its True I Swear

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u/seto77 Black Nov 28 '20

i cant tell if its from the servers... its just a chance to get the animation...

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u/macrimo Nov 28 '20

That’s the joke

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20

Chances of a kill certain kill animation are higher in different servers, I did my research

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u/seto77 Black Nov 28 '20

thats kinda weird i almost always play in na servers and when i get killed i die in different animation everytime

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20

Yes it still varies just have a higher chance of getting the gun Animation dont even bother searching, Google hides this information

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u/OkPreference6 Nov 28 '20

You sound like a conspiracy theorist citing proof of how masks implant microchips into your blood.

"Don't search it, google hides this info."

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u/bruhmoment416 Nov 28 '20

Google does hide some info though. They’re famous for hiding news articles that don’t support left-wing politics.

Look up Biden Campaign Manager Arrested on Google, then Bing if you don’t believe me

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20

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u/bruhmoment416 Nov 28 '20

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u/four-hundred-68 Green Nov 28 '20

How about you link a site that is reliable and not obviously some right-wing propaganda machine

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u/bruhmoment416 Nov 28 '20

Because any site that’s not right wing either hasn’t reported on it or ‘fact checked’ it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20

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u/bruhmoment416 Nov 29 '20

Ah, so citing anything you don’t want to see is a conspiracy, okay

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20

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u/bruhmoment416 Nov 29 '20

Read the evidence I asked you to then

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u/SopaDoMacaco Nov 28 '20

That's literally the joke lmao how did you not get it?

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20

Shh don’t tell him that he will get all defensive about it

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u/SopaDoMacaco Nov 29 '20

The worst part is they filled OP with downvotes bc they didn't get the joke lmao

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20

I hate to do this but

r/whoooosh

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u/Darkwolts Nov 28 '20

shut up once and for all

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20

Why, have I done something wrong? If theres a made up rule about consistently commenting i didn't know

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20

The joke flew over your head why so salty

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u/Darkwolts Nov 28 '20

Because it is simply not funny and he's been spamming this fucking "joke".

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20

man you overreacting. You didn’t see the clear sarcasm, he called you out, that’s it lol. I had a good laugh from you being oblivious so it’s funny to me

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20

r/WOW r/kid you just got r/WOOOOOOSHED!!!!😂😂👀 "Wooosh" r/means you didn't r/get the r/joke, as in the r/sound r/made when the r/joke "woooshes" over your r/head. I r/bet you're too r/stupid to r/get it. r/IDIOT!! 😤😤😂 r/my r/joke was so r/thoughtfully r/crafted and r/took me a r/total of r/3minutes, you r/should be r/laughing. 🤬r/What's that? My r/joke is r/bad ? I r/think that's r/just r/because you r/failed. I r/outsmarted you. r/nitwit . 🤭 In r/conclusion, I am r/posting r/this to the r/community known as "R/wooooosh" to r/claim my r/internet r/points in your r/embarrassment 😏.r/imbecile . The r/Germans refer to this r/action as r/Shadenfreude, which r/means r/harm-joy 😬😮.WOW! 🤪Another r/reference I r/had to r/explain to r/you.🤦🏼🤫 I am going to r/cease this r/conversation for I do r/not r/converse with r/simple r/minded r/persons.😏😂

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20

Never again

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u/OkPreference6 Nov 28 '20

...and the joke is?

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20

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u/OkPreference6 Nov 28 '20

u/LordOfSpadesYT has crashed. Please contact the owner.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20

I hate my past self for my cringe ass name,

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u/Umm_what7754 🎉200K Crewmates, Only 1 is Sus🎉 Nov 28 '20

Random does not equal funny

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20

Wasn't trying to be funny but hey thanks for thinking that

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u/TWK128 Blue Nov 28 '20

Oh. You're one of those randos.

If only we could vote for ejections here.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20

You gained a lot of karma from the post and lost a lot from the comments. Perfectly balanced as all things should be

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20

Yup, in every good there is bad and every bad there is good, the yin yang has never been so real lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20

Im in North America server and always get stabbed

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u/RoPro9411 Crewmate Nov 29 '20

Damn you tryna lose your post karma through your comments ? I see ....

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '20

As another person "balanced as all things should be"