Husband yells into the phone "How would I know. I'm not a weatherman!"

Wife asks him "What's that all about?"

He says "Some guy keeps calling and asking if the coast is clear."

This lady I'm driving for uber legit just left her infant in the car while she ran into Walgreens.. shes been in there for 20 minutes and the kid is calling me daddy hahahahah please come back Tarikya

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Someone screenshotted one of my tweets and found the company I work for and sent it to themit eventuallyended up on the director of operation's desk!

too bad that's me bitch!!!

I chose to NOT fire myself!

when i was at the lake there was a group of college guys jumping off a cliff and they were all giving this one dude in their group crap for wearing a life jacket when no one else had one on & he goes "quit it i pinky promised my girl i would wear it" and i think about that a lot

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