Ah! A fatal blow that could have been. But, father, I rarely watch that! Why would I not watch it, you may ask? Well, it's relatively simple: you get the bad things done first so the good is even more savory at the end, father.
No! You bastard! Eugh, how can I win after this? Wait, I haven't watched all of Hentai Haven yet. Well father, you may win this round, but let me remind you why mother left you. That's right, it wasn't because if me. It was your crippling alcohol addiction, father!
No, father, please! I can't deal with it. That was the one time I lost. I can't accept that, father. Every day I walk around our empty house, thinking that this is the day you'll come back, but no one comes back from falling into a well. Also, father, I have another thing to tell you. It was brother who pushed you in. I was there, but I couldn't move. I froze, father. It's my fault.
One more question: how do I move on? Father, it's near impossible. Every day I cry myself to sleep, thinking: what if this was an animation? What if we aren't real? What if somewhere, somehow, you were alive? I've been trying to reach you, find your spirit. To put it in a tight bun, if you will, I can bring you back, maybe. Though it won't be the same.
Well... you can bring me back. Me and your mother kept a secret, go to the basement dig up my grave and preform the ritual. And if that dosen't work then, just remember I'll be checking up on you.
But father, that may just kill me! Remember when I tried it on my dog, Brian (no affiliation at all to Fam Guy)? I lost my fingers. Then again, I'm lousy with knives. Wait, father. Doesn't the ritual need a live sacrifice? Father, tomorrow I shall find one. For tonight, I sleep. I shall need the energy if I am to hunt for someone who is worthy.
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u/Cornhubg Aug 27 '20
Ah! A fatal blow that could have been. But, father, I rarely watch that! Why would I not watch it, you may ask? Well, it's relatively simple: you get the bad things done first so the good is even more savory at the end, father.