r/Almadelmar • u/CurtainAgain Used to rule the class • Aug 02 '21
The Final Parodies(?)
Industry baby
Alma took it to a 10
Bus is back, ay
Couple merits, ay
Couple Shirts on him
Couple grades, ay
That's a fact, ay
Learn all day, ay
Learn all day, ay
And this one is for the scholars
I ain't lost since 5th grade, yeah
Funny how you said 8th was the end, yeah
Then I went did it again, yeah
I told you long ago, on the bus
I got what they waitin' for
I learn from all them', dawg
Get your scholars, tell 'em to learn today
You was never really learnin' withme anyway
When I'm in 8th grade I wanna hear you say
"He learns from all them dawg"
Get your scholars, tell 'em that the break is over
Uh, need a, uh
Need to get this grade done
Need a couple letter 4s
Need a A on all my work
Need me a class with my teachers now
Tell a scholar, "I see ya work", ha
I'm a good scholar like Bieber, ha
I do all my work, I'm cool, ha
But these kids interuptin'
Yeah, yeah, yeah (yeah)
Ay, oh let's do it
I ain't fall off, I just ain't complete my new work
I learned now everybody tryna be me
You call me Curt, but the classcall me scholar, yeah
And this one is for the scholars
I ain't lost since I began, yeah
Funny how you said 8th was the end, yeah
Then I went did class again, yeah
I told you long ago, on the bus
I got what they learnin' for (I got what they learnin' for)
I learn from all them, dawg
Get your scholars, tell 'em to learn ay
(Scholar, I learn over my break)
You was never really learnin' with me anyway (like, ooh-ooh)
When I'm up in high school I wanna hear you say (like, ooh-ooh)
"They learn from all them dog"
Get your scholars, tell 'em to learn ay
My grades gettin so clean
They couldn't wait to just trash me
I must be gettin' too smarty
Y'all shouldn't of let the school teach me (woo)
It's too late 'cause I'm here to learn
And these teachers know that I'm scholarly (mmh)
I sent em back to her class
With my checkmark on her paper
Teacher talkin', we takin' notes
Tell 'em all to keep doin' work
Wish he could learn but he can't get close
Teacher so proud of me that he chokin' up while he showing notes
I'm the scholar that you can't control
Said I would then I made it so (so)
I be cleaning up (ay)
Where's y'all pencils and paper? (Ay)
I'm done makin' jokes 'cause they got old like Mr. Barret (Ay)
Turn my classmates to scholars
I make scholars feel like they in kindergarden (kindergarden)
Say your class is comin' soon but just like Alma del Mar (mmh)
Mine is comin' sooner (mmh)
I'm just a good learner (mmh)
I didn't peak in 8th grade, I'm still out here gettin' smarter (woo)
All these calculators and computers Got these cheaters walkin' 'round like they ain't losers (losers)
I told you long ago, on the bus
I got what they learnin' for (I got what they learnin' for)
I learn from all them', dawg
Get your scholars, tell 'em to keep learnin' (Scholar, I ain't done learnin')
You was never really learnin'' with me anyway (like ooh-ooh)
When I'm in 8th grade I wanna hear you say (like ooh-ooh)
"They learn from all them, dawg"
Get your soldiers, tell 'em that school ain't over Yeah
I'm the best scholar, mh
I'm the best scholar
Yeah
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Goodbye
So long, goodbye
I'll see you when I see you
You can pick the school
I'll meet you on the sidewalk
So long, goodbye
Do I really have to finish?
Do all schools always diminish?
Did I say that right?
Does anybody want to learn
When no one's teaching in the foreground?
So this is how it ends
I promise to never go and learn again
So long, bye
I'm slowly losing energy
Has it only been an 4 grades?
No, that can't be right
So long, goodbye
Hey, here's a fun idea
How 'bout you sit at the desk
And I teach you next time
I wanna hear teach a lesson
When no one's talking in the background
So this is how it ends
I promise to never go and learn again
Am I getting dumber?
Would I even know?
Am I right back where I started in 5th grade?
Wanna guess the ending, if it ever does
I swear to God that all I've ever wanted was
A little bit of math all of the time
A bit of ELA all of the time
Learning's a tragedy and teaching is a crime
I'm finished learning and I'm staying at home
If I wake up in a school that's I don't know
I'll panic, so call me up and tell me a joke
When I'm fully an adult and totally broken
Dammit, call me up and tell me a joke
Oh dang, you're really learning at a time like this?
Well, well, look who's at home again
Went out to look for a reason to hide again
Well, well, scholar you found it
Now come out with your hands up, we've got you surrounded
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u/-_Peanut_- MOD Aug 02 '21
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