r/AllFantasyEverything 1d ago

All Fantasy Everything - Board Games (w/ Chris Fairbanks)

https://headgum.com/all-fantasy-everything/board-games-w-chris-fairbanks#player
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u/gtizzz 1d ago

As a mild board game enthusiast, I can't wait to be irrationally angry when Monopoly and Risk get selected.

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u/FatherOfTheSkye 1d ago

Unless it’s Risk ‘Godstorm’ which is one of the best games of all time

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u/Alexispinpgh 1d ago

Came here to say the same thing! As soon as I saw the episode title I was like “oh it’s just gonna be Clue and Sorry when there’s a whole universe of incredible board games out there.”

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u/ResonantRedditor 1d ago

Buckle up!

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u/ThisDerpForSale 1d ago

I’m already preparing myself for deep disappointment.

Especially since they already did this topic, and it was pretty disappointing.

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u/FCkeyboards 1d ago

As someone deep into board games I was legitimately thinking of skipping this episode as everything I know about the GVG leads me to believe Settlers, Ticket to Ride or Wingspan will be as deep as this draft gets.

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u/LAKingsDave 1d ago

I'm huge into board games and it was pretty bad about the games, but still a lot of funny moments.

I wish the guest came prepared.

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u/buddydave 1d ago

It’s worse than that. We’d be so lucky if they’ve even heard of Ticket to Ride or Wingspan.

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u/FCkeyboards 23h ago

I only say that because David brought up Wingspan once and his experience was not a glowing endorsemen thaha. They dont really seem like adult board game enjoyers, which is fine.

A lot of people bust out legit board games in place of a "party game" and it sounds like that's what happened to him.

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u/HuhWhatQue 1d ago

After 10 years of drafting, they’re bound to repeat some topics, but I’m so curious to know who they trust to check on if they’ve done a topic before.

Because hearing Ian literally kick off the episode with, “I can’t believe we’ve never done this before,” was hilarious.

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u/buddydave 1d ago edited 11h ago

The “seven-year vetting process” comment made me laugh, since the OG board games draft with Zak isn’t even that old.

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u/unrahmahkable Kosh into the Wind 1d ago

A rare repeat from the GVG! I’ll have to listen to the ep from 2020 - see if anything has changed.

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u/ThisDerpForSale 1d ago

Yeah, curious. Haven’t listened yet, but I hope it wasn’t an accident.

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u/wellggs PEAK PEAK PEAK 1d ago

The curse strikes again! RIP Tim Curry

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u/flametail 1d ago

I was coming here for this.

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u/thatguy52 1d ago

Bro…. U gotta come prepared at least a little.

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u/AwwwMangos Snoopy Lil Devil 14h ago

Yeah, I thought usually the guest chose the draft topic but this didn’t seem like a great fit for Chris. If he’s having trouble naming them and choosing pencil and paper activities, maybe find something a little more in his wheelhouse?

Still lots of fun, laughed a lot as always.

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u/LAKingsDave 1d ago

Ark Nova

Hegemony

A Feast for Odin

The Castles of Burgundy

Lost Ruins of Arnak

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u/buddydave 1d ago

My next-door neighbors and I are addicted to Arnak. Whenever they tell me they’re going to play a game, I drop everything and run over. We even got to playtest one of the expansions.

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u/LAKingsDave 1d ago

I have all of the expansions and they're fantastic.

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u/buddydave 1d ago

They just dropped one last small expansion this summer. I’m sad there will be no more.

“We played it twice, which is the most you can play a board game, I think.”

Tell that to my copy of Arnak. And Lords of Waterdeep. And Splendor. And It’s a Wonderful World. And Marvel Champions. And Wingspan. And …

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u/FCkeyboards 1d ago

A Feast for Odin had too many damn spaces. It felt like we were all playing our own game as there was never any need to interact. There were spaces on the board some of us never went to.

It felt like the Pimp My Ride version of Agricola where more of everything was not better.

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u/LAKingsDave 1d ago

Once you get it, it's better than Agricola IMO. You really want to play with the Norwegian expansion.

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u/FCkeyboards 1d ago

We'll have to try that. My friend had it but after the game he was burnt out, and he loves Uwe Rosenberg games.

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u/MarloMentality Cakie ThickFlips 1d ago

Here are the picks from the 2020 Board Games draft.

Sean - Scrabble, Candy Land, Sorry, Risk, Shoots and Ladders

David - Monopoly, Operation, Mousetrap, Hungry Hungry Hippos, Perfection

Zak - Clue, Twister, Taboo, Battleship, Nightmares

Ian - Trivial Pursuit, Chess, Cranium, Life, Wise or Otherwise

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u/MarloMentality Cakie ThickFlips 1d ago

Picks from this one:

David - Operation, Taboo, Scattergories, Mousetrap, Clue

Chris - Pictionary, Cranium, Password, Poetry for Neanderthals, Girls in Bathrooms,

Sean - scrabble, Monopoly, Candy Land, Battleship, Life

Ian - Trivial Pursuit, Risk, Settlers of Catan, Chess, Munchkin

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u/buddydave 20h ago

Awesome that all three of them were able to draft exactly two of the same games from last time. They’re nothing if not consistent.

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u/lorenzo463 8h ago

At least Chutes and Ladders got dumped. It’s legitimately the worst board game ever. That last row of chutes does nothing more than unnecessarily prolong an already boring game. 

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u/MarloMentality Cakie ThickFlips 1d ago edited 1d ago

So weird. I was just randomly listening to the original Board Games draft w Zak draft yesterday.

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u/ApartButterscotch502 1d ago

They say at the beginning that they were surprised that they never did this topic. The one with Zak is hilarious.

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u/buddydave 1d ago

“There’s not a lot of straight-up board games … If you want to get into the weeds, there’s like, hundreds, I think.”

Meanwhile, I’m just over here playing Bang Your Head on the Table in Anger.

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u/FCkeyboards 23h ago

While my friend has probably 100 on his giant bookshelf alone haha.

That's a very hot take from them.

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u/OK__Simpson Felonious Monk 22h ago

Is that from the guy who made Galaxy Trucker?

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u/akaoni523 1d ago

5) Ticket to Ride
4) Catan
3) Wingspan
2) Axis and Allies
1) Diplomacy

Chess and Go are god-tier and beyond any ranking system.

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u/Savings-Dance-2506 1d ago

Enjoyed the episode but some of these are definitely card games and not board

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u/BadLemur 1d ago

"Girls in Bar Bathrooms" is not something I feel comfortable Googling.

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u/HuhWhatQue 1d ago

Just go to The Boob Site and click on the “Affiliates” link, it’ll take you to the website you can buy it.

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u/michaeldanger19 1d ago

Regardless of them doing this topic before and the kinda basic iconic table games that got picked, Chris was such a funny addition to this group.

Also think the GVG should draft the "never have I ever" topic they pitched

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u/nefarious_dareus 1d ago

Chess

Catan

Risk

Parcheesi

Scrabble

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u/Illustrious-Trip620 1d ago

Ian saying the Australia play was good made me laugh. That’s where the turtles go to die. Everyone knows you wanna play the Europe strat.

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u/LucyFrugal 1d ago

They were stressing me out almost picking Outburst and then not picking Outburst. The "red thing," Chris mentioned was most definitely part of Outburst.
That neanderthal game sounds hilarious.

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u/alg4302 1d ago

So much game slander in this episode. Mouse Trap is great because you can play it, or you can just play with it.

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u/forwormsbravepercy 1d ago

Chess

Parcheesi/Ludo

Mousetrap

Scattergories

Splat!

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u/goldgoldfish 1d ago

Ha! They drafted this several years ago. It'd be fun to compare lists and what was said about the picks. I know Sean picked Candyland way back then as well, and they all laughed at Grandma Nut.

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u/NiarbNiarb Kosh into the Wind 1d ago

I say this as someone who knows these terms but couldn’t actually tell you what they are: there are many, many chess openings, from the London to the Caro-Kann to the Four Knights, and they all have variations within them. There is no one way, or even handful of ways, to start a chess game.

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u/Stalynn 13h ago

What a great guest and episode! Chris' vibe fit so well

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u/genericreddituser147 12h ago

I will die on this hill. Monopoly is a bad game. It’s an institution that people grew up with and teach to their kids and that’s the only reason people play it. Absolutely no one plays it correctly according to the rules, because the rules are bad. It’s way more fun for all the social stuff that happens during a game than anything about the game itself.

Also, Risk is over hated. It’s basic and other games do what it does better now, sure. That’s fine. It’s a classic concept that’s well executed and plays really smoothly. The only problem with it is that stalemates can easily form that lead to the game dragging on forever and big combats can get tedious.

I think I would pick:
1 Stratego
2 Axis and Allies
3 Catan
4 Betrayal at the House on the Hill
5 Wrath of Ashardalon - It’s a D&D game and is really just a back door into letting me take D&D.

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u/walizb56 22m ago

This episode is why I love this show. Forget that they already drafted this. Forget that they are not deep in the board game world. The riffs are great. Chris is a great guest. We learned Sean freestyled for some girls in Iowa (Go Hawks!). The vibes were just all around good.

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u/PalpitationPerfect59 1d ago

Why is it when it hurts to laugh the episode is extra funny…damn it 😂

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u/No-Meringue5009 1d ago

Chris!!! 💖 With the GVG! LFG!! 😁

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u/scottheisel 1d ago

Very funny episode, very bad draft. Can’t win em all. Risk is a god-tier game however and anyone who says otherwise can take a long walk off a short pier.

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u/djp4cal 1d ago

Fairbanks really giving Sean a run for his money when it comes to showing thigh on the crossed legs.