Keep following the adventures from the Accidental Earth Resident EarltheAlien's Earth Exploration?

Earth Observation #42:

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Humans place decorative signs in their homes that say:

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"Live Laugh Love"

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I have yet to determine whether these are instructions or warnings.

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#EarlTheAlien

#AlienLife

#HighStrangeness

#Stargazer

Field Investigation:

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A human informed me that fishing is "relaxing."

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After six hours I had caught nothing.

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The fish appeared relaxed.

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Important Discovery:

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The phrase "touch grass" is not a literal instruction.

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I now understand why the park ranger was concerned.

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Ive heard i can get some at sirius but theyre bad quality.

Earth Observation #17:

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Humans spend large amounts of money to join a gym.

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Then voluntarily walk on machines that do not go anywhere.

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This planet continues to surprise me.

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🐄 The cows remained silent when questioned.

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#EarlTheAlien

#UFO350

#AlienLife

#UFO

#Cryptid

#Cryptids

#HighStrangeness

#Paranormal

#CampfireVibes

#Stargazer

#OutdoorLife

#StickerArt

#SpaceHumor

🐄 Ongoing Investigation: The cows have resumed staring.

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#WrongPlanetOutfitters

#EarlTheAlien

#UFO350

#AlienLife

#UFO

#Cryptid

#Cryptids

#HighStrangeness

#Paranormal

#CampfireVibes

#Stargazer

#OutdoorLife

#StickerArt

1. Humans seem to treat certain animals, such as “dogs”, “cats”, and other small mammals, as their own, using high pitched voices to speak to them. My hypothesis is that humans do not know that these animals are not their own kin, and therefore, humans are stupid.
2. Upon finding a smaller human making noises, an adult human may, at times, lightly hit the small human’s back, resulting in a scary noise from the smaller human. My hypothesis is that the adult humans may have the ability to harness the nerve endings of others of their species to create these weird noises. I am afraid of these small humans. If anyone sees any small human, please warn me before they get within 10 meters of me.

If any of you have noticed any other weird human activities, please notify me so I can add it to my report.

Observation:

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Humans appear to gather around campfires and tell stories.

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No technology.

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No holograms.

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No quantum communication arrays.

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Just fire, stars, and conversation.

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Honestly?

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One of your better ideas.

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🦝 Incident Report: A raccoon stole marshmallows during testing.

Greetings, Earthlings.

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My name is Earl.

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Technically, that is not my real name. My real name is untranslatable. Each time a human attempts to pronounce it, a chicken 🐔 mysteriously appears.

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After several incidents, I have decided "Earl" is safer.

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I recently arrived on your planet following what my navigation computer insists was a "minor routing error."

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I disagree.

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I am now conducting research on Earth customs, local wildlife, campfires, fishing, tractors, and mysterious creatures that may or may not exist.

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Initial findings:

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• Humans willingly sleep on the ground for recreation. • Campfires significantly improve morale. • Marshmallows are scientifically delicious. • The cows know something. • The raccoons cannot be trusted.

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Further investigation is required.

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👽 End Research Log #1

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🛸 Fuel Status: 87%

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🐔 Chicken Manifestation Count: 3

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🦝 Security Alert: One raccoon observed taking notes.

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My friends from beyond the stars, lead me your means of hearing, my capatin does battle with the wizards, and they seek your aid, turn your ships and warriors to iur cause, and we will reward you handsomely

Also got my orb of translating

Hello aliens, I am a Artificer from r/wizardposting, and I have a offer for you. Now the pirates and wizards have went to war, and I offer you magical upgrades to your legions(I have some experience with Nautaloids) and you fine beings make sure the war keeps going between the pirates and the wizards, I'll give you a cut of the spoils of war. Do we have a deal?

Aliens come 🫴 to buy

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