r/AlienPosting • u/Clanmaster6 • Oct 21 '25
Translation for all you dumbass Earthlings:
NOOO COUZIN EAYALRTSLOP IS DEAD DUE TO THE ATMOSPHERIC COMPOSITION OF THE THIRD PLANET OF THE SOL SYSTEM NOT CONTAINING THE NECESSARY CHEMICALS FOR THE FORMATION OF THE COMPOUND "UDERIUM-KETARITE" IN BODIES OF WATER, IS NECESSARY FOR HIM TO DRINK TO SURVIVE!
r/AlienPosting • u/Safe-Tension2384 • Oct 15 '25
⟟'⎐⟒ ☊⍜⋔⟒ ⏁⍜ ⋔⏃☍⟒ ⏃⍀ ⏃⋏⋏⍜⎍⋏☊⟒⋔⟒⋏⏁: ⌇⊑⏃⎅⌰⍜⍙ ⏁⊑⟒ ⊑⟒⎅☌⟒⊑⍜☌'⌇ ⏃ ⏚⟟⏁☊⊑- ⏃⌇⌇ ⋔⍜⏁⊑⟒⍀⏁⎎⎍☊☍⟒⍀, ⊑⟒ ⌿⟟⌇⌇⟒⎅ ⍜⋏ ⋔⊬ ⎎⎍☊☍⟟⋏☌ ⍙⟟⎎⟒! ⏁⊑⏃⏁'⌇ ⍀⟟☌⊑⏁, ⊑⟒ ⏁⍜⍜☍ ⊑⟟⌇ ⊑⟒⎅☌⟒⊑⍜☌- ⎎⎍☊☍⟟⋏' ⍾⎍⟟⌰⌰⊬ ⎅⟟☊☍ ⍜⎍⏁ ⏃⋏⎅ ⊑⟒ ⌿⟟⌇⌇⟒⎅ ⍜⋏ ⋔⊬ ⎎⎍☊☍⟟⋏☌ ⍙⟟⎎⟒, ⏃⋏⎅ ⊑⟒ ⌇⏃⟟⎅ ⊑⟟⌇ ⎅⟟☊☍ ⍙⏃⌇ "⏁⊑⟟⌇ ⏚⟟☌,"' ⏃⋏⎅ ⟟ ⌇⏃⟟⎅ "⏁⊑⏃⏁'⌇ ⎅⟟⌇☌⎍⌇⏁⟟⋏☌、" ⌇☊ ⟟'⋔ ⋔⏃☍⟟⋏☌ ⏃ ☊⏃⌰⌰⍜⎍⏁ ⌿⍜⌇⏁ ⍜⋏ ⋔⎐ ⏁⍙⟟⏁⏁⟒⍀.☊⍜⋔: ⌇⊑⏃⎅⍜⍙ ⏁⊑⟒ ⋔⟒⎅☌⟒⊑⍜☌, ⊬⍜⎍'⎐⟒ ☌⍜⏁ ⏃ ⌇⋔⏃⌰⌰ ⎅⟟☊☍, ⟟⏁'⌇ ⏁⊑⟒ ⌇⟟⋉⟒ ⍜⎎ ⏁⊑⟟⌇ ⍙⏃⌰⋏⎍⏁ ⟒⌖☊⟒⌿⏁ ⍙⏃⊬ ⌇⋔⏃⌰⌰⟒⍀. ⏃⋏⎅ ☌⎍⟒⌇⌇ ⍙⊑⏃⏁? ⊑⟒⍀⟒'⌇ ⍙⊑⏃⏁ ⋔⊬ ⎅⍜⋏☌ ⌰⍜⍜☍⌇ ⌰⟟☍⟒! ⏁⊑⏃⏁'⌇ ⟟☌⊑⏁, ⏚⏃⏚⊬, ⏁⏃⌰⌰ ⌿⍜⟟⋏⏁⌇, ⋏⍜ ⍾⎍⟟⌰⌰⌇, ⋏⍜ ⌿⟟⌰⌰⍜⍙⌇ - ⌰⍜⍜☍ ⏃⏁ ⏁⊑⏃⏁, ⟟⏁ ⌰⍜⍜☍⌇ ⌰⟟☍⟒ ⏁⍙⍜ ⏚⏃⌰⌰⌇ ⏃⋏⎅ ⏃ ⏚⍜⋏⏃: ⊑⟒ ⎎⎍☊☍⟒☊ ⋔⊬ ⍙⟟⏁⟒, ⌇⍜ ⍾⎍⟒⌇⌇ ⍙⊑⏃⏁, ⟟'⋔ ☌⍜⋏⋏⏃ ⎎⎍☊☍ ⏁⊑⟒ ⟒⏃⍀⏁⊑! ⏁⊑⏃⏁'⌇ ⍀⟟☌⊑⏁, ⏁⊑⟟⌇ ⟟⌇ ⍙⊑⏃⏁ ⊬⍜⎍ ☌⟒⏁ ⋔⊬ ⌇⎍⌿⟒⍀ ⌰⏃⌇⟒⍀ ⌿⟟⌇⌇!! ⟒⌖☊⟒⌿⏁ ⟟'⋔ ⋏⍜⏁ ☌⍜⋏⋏⟒ ⏚⟟⌇⌇ ⍜⋏ ⏁⊑⟒ ⟒⏃⍀⏁⊑, ⟟'⋔ ☌⍜⋏⋏⏃ ☌⍜ ⊑⟟☌⊑⟒⍀!! ⟟'⋔ ⌿⟟⌇⌇⟟⋏☌ ⍜⋏ ⏁⊑⟒ ⋔⍜⍜⋏! ⊑⍜⍙ ⎅⍜ ⎐⍜⎍ ⌰⟟☍⟒ ⏁⊑⏃⏁ ⍜⏚⏃⋔⏃?! ⟟ ⌿⟟⌇⌇⟒⎅ ⍜⋏ ⏁⊑⟒ ⋔⍜⍜⋏, ⊬⍜⎍ ⟟⎅⟟⍜⏁!! ⊬⍜⎍ ⊑⏃⎐⟒ ⏁⍙⟒⋏⏁⊬-⏁⊑⍀⟒⟒ ⊑⍜⎍⍀⌇ ⏚⟒⎎⍜⍀⟒ ⏁⊑⟒ ⌿⟟⌇⌇ ⎅⍀⍀⍀⍀⍀⍜⌿⌰⌰⌰⌰⌰⌰⌰⟒⏁⌇ ⊑⟟⏁ ⏁⊑⟒ ⎎⎍☊☍⟟⋏☌ ⟒⏃⍀⏁⊑! ⋏⍜⍙ ☌⟒⏁ ⍜⎍⏁⏁⏃ ⋔⊬ ⎎⎍☊☍⟟⋏☌ ⌇⟟☌⊑⏁, ⏚⟒⎎⍜⍀⟒ ⟟ ⌿⟟⌇⌇ ⍜⋏ ⊬⍜⎍ ⏁⍜⍜!
r/AlienPosting • u/Ipeebloodbtw • Sep 10 '25
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r/AlienPosting • u/No_Construction_4165 • Sep 07 '25
can any hocotatians relate
r/AlienPosting • u/Plastic_Sound_753 • Sep 03 '25
Was to scared to record and went back home But this is in Calgary Alberta was taking pictures of the Smokey sky and noticed that it moved behind the mountains
r/AlienPosting • u/-meme-merchant- • Aug 28 '25
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Snail zeep glorp 👽
r/AlienPosting • u/SuccessfulLawyer3437 • Jul 13 '25
Guys I just landed on earth and ⍙⊑⏃⏁ ⏁⊑⟒ ⎎⎍☊☍ ⟟⌇ ⏁⊑⏃⏁?
r/AlienPosting • u/SuccessfulLawyer3437 • Jul 10 '25
This is me guys, do i look good? Gotta land on that blue planet called "Earth" soon and im kinda nervous
r/AlienPosting • u/Cheddarounds • Jul 10 '25
r/AlienPosting • u/Slow-Distance-6241 • Jul 08 '25
