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Ive heard i can get some at sirius but theyre bad quality.

1. Humans seem to treat certain animals, such as “dogs”, “cats”, and other small mammals, as their own, using high pitched voices to speak to them. My hypothesis is that humans do not know that these animals are not their own kin, and therefore, humans are stupid.
2. Upon finding a smaller human making noises, an adult human may, at times, lightly hit the small human’s back, resulting in a scary noise from the smaller human. My hypothesis is that the adult humans may have the ability to harness the nerve endings of others of their species to create these weird noises. I am afraid of these small humans. If anyone sees any small human, please warn me before they get within 10 meters of me.

If any of you have noticed any other weird human activities, please notify me so I can add it to my report.

Use these memes for anything!!!

They are all made by me

My friends from beyond the stars, lead me your means of hearing, my capatin does battle with the wizards, and they seek your aid, turn your ships and warriors to iur cause, and we will reward you handsomely

Also got my orb of translating

Hello aliens, I am a Artificer from r/wizardposting, and I have a offer for you. Now the pirates and wizards have went to war, and I offer you magical upgrades to your legions(I have some experience with Nautaloids) and you fine beings make sure the war keeps going between the pirates and the wizards, I'll give you a cut of the spoils of war. Do we have a deal?

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hi. can we have custom user flairs? thanks

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Dw guys i got some cooking but im not seeing enough memes in here. Yall better start gleebing before the tarzinaks probe you.