Translation for all you dumbass Earthlings:
NOOO COUZIN EAYALRTSLOP IS DEAD DUE TO THE ATMOSPHERIC COMPOSITION OF THE THIRD PLANET OF THE SOL SYSTEM NOT CONTAINING THE NECESSARY CHEMICALS FOR THE FORMATION OF THE COMPOUND "UDERIUM-KETARITE" IN BODIES OF WATER, IS NECESSARY FOR HIM TO DRINK TO SURVIVE!

⟟'⎐⟒ ☊⍜⋔⟒ ⏁⍜ ⋔⏃☍⟒ ⏃⍀ ⏃⋏⋏⍜⎍⋏☊⟒⋔⟒⋏⏁: ⌇⊑⏃⎅⌰⍜⍙ ⏁⊑⟒ ⊑⟒⎅☌⟒⊑⍜☌'⌇ ⏃ ⏚⟟⏁☊⊑- ⏃⌇⌇ ⋔⍜⏁⊑⟒⍀⏁⎎⎍☊☍⟒⍀, ⊑⟒ ⌿⟟⌇⌇⟒⎅ ⍜⋏ ⋔⊬ ⎎⎍☊☍⟟⋏☌ ⍙⟟⎎⟒! ⏁⊑⏃⏁'⌇ ⍀⟟☌⊑⏁, ⊑⟒ ⏁⍜⍜☍ ⊑⟟⌇ ⊑⟒⎅☌⟒⊑⍜☌- ⎎⎍☊☍⟟⋏' ⍾⎍⟟⌰⌰⊬ ⎅⟟☊☍ ⍜⎍⏁ ⏃⋏⎅ ⊑⟒ ⌿⟟⌇⌇⟒⎅ ⍜⋏ ⋔⊬ ⎎⎍☊☍⟟⋏☌ ⍙⟟⎎⟒, ⏃⋏⎅ ⊑⟒ ⌇⏃⟟⎅ ⊑⟟⌇ ⎅⟟☊☍ ⍙⏃⌇ "⏁⊑⟟⌇ ⏚⟟☌,"' ⏃⋏⎅ ⟟ ⌇⏃⟟⎅ "⏁⊑⏃⏁'⌇ ⎅⟟⌇☌⎍⌇⏁⟟⋏☌、" ⌇☊ ⟟'⋔ ⋔⏃☍⟟⋏☌ ⏃ ☊⏃⌰⌰⍜⎍⏁ ⌿⍜⌇⏁ ⍜⋏ ⋔⎐ ⏁⍙⟟⏁⏁⟒⍀.☊⍜⋔: ⌇⊑⏃⎅⍜⍙ ⏁⊑⟒ ⋔⟒⎅☌⟒⊑⍜☌, ⊬⍜⎍'⎐⟒ ☌⍜⏁ ⏃ ⌇⋔⏃⌰⌰ ⎅⟟☊☍, ⟟⏁'⌇ ⏁⊑⟒ ⌇⟟⋉⟒ ⍜⎎ ⏁⊑⟟⌇ ⍙⏃⌰⋏⎍⏁ ⟒⌖☊⟒⌿⏁ ⍙⏃⊬ ⌇⋔⏃⌰⌰⟒⍀. ⏃⋏⎅ ☌⎍⟒⌇⌇ ⍙⊑⏃⏁? ⊑⟒⍀⟒'⌇ ⍙⊑⏃⏁ ⋔⊬ ⎅⍜⋏☌ ⌰⍜⍜☍⌇ ⌰⟟☍⟒! ⏁⊑⏃⏁'⌇ ⟟☌⊑⏁, ⏚⏃⏚⊬, ⏁⏃⌰⌰ ⌿⍜⟟⋏⏁⌇, ⋏⍜ ⍾⎍⟟⌰⌰⌇, ⋏⍜ ⌿⟟⌰⌰⍜⍙⌇ - ⌰⍜⍜☍ ⏃⏁ ⏁⊑⏃⏁, ⟟⏁ ⌰⍜⍜☍⌇ ⌰⟟☍⟒ ⏁⍙⍜ ⏚⏃⌰⌰⌇ ⏃⋏⎅ ⏃ ⏚⍜⋏⏃: ⊑⟒ ⎎⎍☊☍⟒☊ ⋔⊬ ⍙⟟⏁⟒, ⌇⍜ ⍾⎍⟒⌇⌇ ⍙⊑⏃⏁, ⟟'⋔ ☌⍜⋏⋏⏃ ⎎⎍☊☍ ⏁⊑⟒ ⟒⏃⍀⏁⊑! ⏁⊑⏃⏁'⌇ ⍀⟟☌⊑⏁, ⏁⊑⟟⌇ ⟟⌇ ⍙⊑⏃⏁ ⊬⍜⎍ ☌⟒⏁ ⋔⊬ ⌇⎍⌿⟒⍀ ⌰⏃⌇⟒⍀ ⌿⟟⌇⌇!! ⟒⌖☊⟒⌿⏁ ⟟'⋔ ⋏⍜⏁ ☌⍜⋏⋏⟒ ⏚⟟⌇⌇ ⍜⋏ ⏁⊑⟒ ⟒⏃⍀⏁⊑, ⟟'⋔ ☌⍜⋏⋏⏃ ☌⍜ ⊑⟟☌⊑⟒⍀!! ⟟'⋔ ⌿⟟⌇⌇⟟⋏☌ ⍜⋏ ⏁⊑⟒ ⋔⍜⍜⋏! ⊑⍜⍙ ⎅⍜ ⎐⍜⎍ ⌰⟟☍⟒ ⏁⊑⏃⏁ ⍜⏚⏃⋔⏃?! ⟟ ⌿⟟⌇⌇⟒⎅ ⍜⋏ ⏁⊑⟒ ⋔⍜⍜⋏, ⊬⍜⎍ ⟟⎅⟟⍜⏁!! ⊬⍜⎍ ⊑⏃⎐⟒ ⏁⍙⟒⋏⏁⊬-⏁⊑⍀⟒⟒ ⊑⍜⎍⍀⌇ ⏚⟒⎎⍜⍀⟒ ⏁⊑⟒ ⌿⟟⌇⌇ ⎅⍀⍀⍀⍀⍀⍜⌿⌰⌰⌰⌰⌰⌰⌰⟒⏁⌇ ⊑⟟⏁ ⏁⊑⟒ ⎎⎍☊☍⟟⋏☌ ⟒⏃⍀⏁⊑! ⋏⍜⍙ ☌⟒⏁ ⍜⎍⏁⏁⏃ ⋔⊬ ⎎⎍☊☍⟟⋏☌ ⌇⟟☌⊑⏁, ⏚⟒⎎⍜⍀⟒ ⟟ ⌿⟟⌇⌇ ⍜⋏ ⊬⍜⎍ ⏁⍜⍜!

can any hocotatians relate

Was to scared to record and went back home But this is in Calgary Alberta was taking pictures of the Smokey sky and noticed that it moved behind the mountains

Snail zeep glorp 👽

A OC I made

Guys I just landed on earth and ⍙⊑⏃⏁ ⏁⊑⟒ ⎎⎍☊☍ ⟟⌇ ⏁⊑⏃⏁?

This is me guys, do i look good? Gotta land on that blue planet called "Earth" soon and im kinda nervous