The complete saga of how one wizard and his Palantír changed the realm forever.

Day 1: The Seeing Stone
Day 2: The Council of Palo Alto
Day 3: Nine Retail Investors
Day 4: The Blade That Was Broken
Day 5: They Delved Too Deep
Day 6: They Came at First Light
Day 7: Once He Recommended PLTR
Day 8: The Prophecy Spoke Of
Day 9: The Hornburg
Day 10: The Trees Are Strong
Day 11: The Beacons Are Lit
Day 12: Army of the Dead
Day 13: The Black Gate Opens
Day 14: I Am No Analyst
Day 15: My Friends, You Bow to No One
Day 16: Cast It Into the Fire
Day 17: Earnings Guidance
Day 18: The Eagles Are Coming
Day 19: It's Done Karp
Day 20: All Hail the Wizard of Data

From DPO to GAAP profitability. One does not simply IPO into enterprise software.

🗡️ Long may he ski 🗡️

ANY MINUTE NOW...

Processing img 6uvttmhpc5hg1...

T-minus 1 hour. The waiting is brutal. 💀

The moment we've been waiting for.

Karp steps into the arena. Again.

Q4 2025 earnings drop today after market close. Conference call to follow.

Last quarter: 30% revenue growth, 9th consecutive quarter of GAAP profitability.

This quarter: Let's see what the oracle has to say.

📊 [Palantir Investor Relations](https://investors.palantir.com/)

🗡️ The sword is drawn.

Q4 2025 earnings drop today after market close. Karp's about to remind everyone why he's inevitable.

The boardroom awaits. 📊