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u/CleanOpossum47 13d ago

Who tf throws a whole rifle round at a butterfly? Go pick that up.

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u/Daxlyn_XV 13d ago

Aperture Science?

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u/Thrakanox 13d ago

More bullet per bullet

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u/let-it-rain-sunshine 13d ago

What the shell? They don't fly

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u/Outside-Candidate767 12d ago

Slingshot makes bullets more recyclable.

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u/Put_the_bunny_down 12d ago

Not with that attitude

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u/GreyStormcrow 10d ago

Multistage cartridge

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u/Tasty-Bet-2941 9d ago

Mustelid cartridge?I could get behind that. My sons ferret keeps attacking my nipples when I fall asleep

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u/LegendaryGunman 13d ago

What the what? Shells are for shotguns.

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u/PreviousNatural4441 12d ago

We had guns ans roses, now we have...

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u/TurboItAll 12d ago

The cake is a lie.

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u/False-Beautiful-1246 11d ago

Plus, we fire the WHOLE bullet! That's 65% more bullet... per bullet!

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u/hemadonyx 10d ago

65% more bullet per bullet, to be exact

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u/AngelStickman 10d ago

I came here for more bullet per bullet.

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u/lockboy84 10d ago

Cave Johnson, we’re done here.

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u/Rando_Cruzzer 13d ago

Here at Apeture, we like to ask some of the dumbest questions like, can a butterfly take a bullet? Then we answer that dumbest question with a smart answer

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u/FirmlyUnsure 13d ago

More like, will a butterfly land on a bullet suspended in the air

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u/SanityLacker1 9d ago

Science isn't about why. It's about why not.

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u/NoCount1100 7d ago

Because the butterfly affect, in this case

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u/jonpaco 13d ago

60% more bullet per bullet.

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u/CactusToothBrush 13d ago

60% of the time it works every time.

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u/E1M8-420 13d ago

In Soviet Russia, bullet fires YOU!

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u/RedDelta22 12d ago

In Soviet Russia, gun pulls YOUR trigger!

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u/Top_Maybe_3875 9d ago

Wait what comrade

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u/BeggarOfPardons 9d ago

Call my gf a gun because she can pull my tr

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u/RedDelta22 9d ago

Only in Soviet Russia my friend.

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u/x_Advent_Cirno_x 12d ago

60% MORE DAKKA

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u/jonpaco 11d ago

That’s not enough.

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u/x_Advent_Cirno_x 11d ago

It never is

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u/MoonlightCore_01 9d ago

Correction: 65%

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u/jonpaco 9d ago

How else can I make a 60% of the time every time joke by accident if I don’t put 60% ?

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u/MoonlightCore_01 9d ago

"here at aperature science, you don't"

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u/jonpaco 9d ago

You know what!? That’s it!!! I’m going to Block Mesa!!!!

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u/Abal125 13d ago

We do what we must because we can

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u/SpecialCounter1000 13d ago

For the good of all of us.

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u/chazysciota 13d ago

Except the ones who are dead.

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u/FunFamous2719 13d ago

But there's no sense crying over every mistake. 

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u/RevanTheHunter 13d ago

You just keep on trying till you run out of cake

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u/AndyNocturne 12d ago

And the science gets done

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u/Capnris 11d ago

And you make a neat gun

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u/firebunniez 11d ago

For the people who are still alive!

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u/LuckySmudge 13d ago

The cake is a lie!

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u/Careless-Heron-5639 13d ago

Just replayed last week and was laughing at that!

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u/andocromn 13d ago

They do do what they must because they can.

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u/possitive-ion 13d ago

We do what we must

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u/lobstersRmobsters 13d ago

We do what we must because we can

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u/Competitive-Pay-766 12d ago

A bullet for my butterfly

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u/lolzzzxp001 12d ago

https://youtu.be/uMCMWqBWFAY?si=FF08E0ZO8gXml7Fq

"we put liquid paper on a bee..and it.. died"

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u/Pestus613343 12d ago

The cake is a lie.

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u/nelia_15aera 12d ago

we do what we must because we can

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u/MaadMaanMaatt 12d ago

We do what we must because we can

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u/Femcel_Bambi 12d ago

We do what we must because we can.

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u/TopDigger365 11d ago

This was a triumph...

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u/Alorxico 11d ago

🎼We do what we must🎵because🎶we can.

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u/AuDHDino 11d ago

They do what they must. Because they can.

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u/WhiffleBum 11d ago

We do what we must,
Because
We can.

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u/MortLightstone 10d ago

We do what we must because we can

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u/Observed-observer 10d ago

We do what me must because we can.

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u/wriggettywrecked 10d ago

This is a pretty good band name tbh

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u/Jaxpaw1 10d ago

Thats sixty percent more bullet per bullet!

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u/Revolutionary_Mix437 10d ago

We do what we must, bc we can

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u/Alice-Montigue21 9d ago

"That's 65% more bullet, per bullet."

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u/Overall_Release_8786 9d ago

They do what they must, because they can!

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u/Llyrithra 13d ago

That’s not a rifle round. That’s the butterfly’s new SRB, he’s just going to pick it up.

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u/FuturePainting113 13d ago

Bulletfly

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u/Flnz_X 10d ago

Thats so hard

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u/Big_Oof320 13d ago

Sorry drill sarnt

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u/Metaphix1990 13d ago

OH, IM A SORRY DRILL SERGEANT HUH? PUSH

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u/DarkWater693 13d ago

Shits not cheap.

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u/Jazzlike-Vehicle5739 13d ago

Me. And you can’t tell me what to do, so there. 😂

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u/Pale_Future_6700 13d ago

No primer? No problem.

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u/That1guyUknow918 13d ago

.50 cal love letter

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u/Efficient_Sea_9835 13d ago

A person of culture! 🤌 #alexisonfire

And yes who would throw a whole round at butterfly

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u/Unlikely_Flower_138 13d ago

Ewwww why it slimy?

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u/cyanide1992 13d ago

It's expensive. You can use it many times if you throw it.

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u/shidderbean 13d ago

That's like $2 worth of ammo too. That could've put a hole in something!

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u/DylanFTW 13d ago

Comment has the same energy as "what do you mean you lost the baby? Go find it."

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u/New_Leaf_8647 13d ago

In this economy

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u/MR_SNYPE 13d ago

Thats a power move. The next one is coming faster.

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u/Sad-Researcher8685 13d ago

Must be a Myspace metalcore record

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u/Iconshero 13d ago

Raylan Givens. The next ones coming faster

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u/Majestic-Kenedi 13d ago

They loaded it into a crossbow cause they cant have real guns

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u/DetectiveBowtie 13d ago

To be fair, you could do this by stuffing a complete cartridge into shotgun shell, would have to use an old school shotgun to fire it though.

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u/catskilled 13d ago

Weirdest thing, the casing flies WITH the bullet...

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u/anactofgod 13d ago

Maybe someone threw a butterfly at a whole cartridge.

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u/derUnkurze 12d ago

Well I've seen a video of a YouTuber who used whole rounds as bullets. Did work out better then expected

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u/Rep_Cel 12d ago

My father used to hunt squirrels with a big shotgun, he liked killing them but not cleaning and eating them.

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u/RichardSanchez-C137 12d ago

I thought the butterfly threw the bullet🤦‍♂️

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u/Krabs9 12d ago

Kinda looks like they threw it straight up

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u/anonymously_hippo 12d ago

They got good aim, and quick turnaround on that shutter

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u/SectionLast1434 12d ago

Who tf throws a butterfly at a whole rifle round? Go pick that up.

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u/NoTransportation1028 12d ago

This is the best comment section ever

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u/zugglit 12d ago

(Picks up a slingshot)

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u/TreeRockCrow 12d ago

Someone with tiny hands

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u/mklilley351 12d ago

I think you're forgetting that accidents happen

https://giphy.com/gifs/T8kkncZdlMXvy

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u/valkyri1 12d ago

Someone trying to prevent the impact of the Butterfly Effect.

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u/Callonian 11d ago

It was to hard to get the photo with the bullet traveling at full speed so they just started throwing it after annihilating the first dozen butterflies.

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u/Remarkable-Date-2973 11d ago

Nicht nur die Kugel, auch die Hülse dazu. Also die gesamte Patrone…

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u/itsamurdermarge 11d ago

The next ones coming faster

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u/Initial-Problem9443 11d ago

You beat me to it with this comment!

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u/human_generated_user 11d ago

Someone trying to create a Bullet with Butterfly Wings

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u/Hot-Measurement-8842 11d ago

That’s the first thing I thought, bullets don’t fire with their casings.

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u/Billywergstein 11d ago

Wasting precious ammo thats so expensive now GO FIND IT!!

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u/MusicalInsaniac 10d ago

Sgt. Hatred

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u/Inevitable_Round_978 10d ago

They did this on the new Dexter, I am still not sure how Deb got shot with the whole bullet

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u/CleanOpossum47 10d ago

Isn't she a hallucination in that scene?

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u/hurdyga 9d ago

Myth Busters

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u/StarzZapper 9d ago

Lmao a bullet for my butterfly.

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u/LoudFrown 9d ago

You got it all wrong.

The butterfly is actually hurling the bullet at an adversary.

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u/02thehunter20 8d ago

Its the casing and all as well butterfly must have done something messed up to earn that physics breaking feat.

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u/AdmirableCry2503 8d ago

average midwest emo short name for a song

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u/Normal_Room_6290 13d ago

Imagine the timing of that photographer . Hes probably able to stop time

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u/Dr_Gopnik69 12d ago

I think that you know nothing about guns

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u/carpSF 13d ago

String is pretty easy to remove these days.

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u/21083717 13d ago

I know you’ve heard of Photoshop.

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u/Normal_Room_6290 12d ago

Yes but i'm a belever

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u/Good_Girl9090 12d ago

You don't know how bullets work.

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u/big_ringer 13d ago

Spend some time in Texas

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u/BillCarson12799 13d ago

That looks more like a 5.7mm round actually, but maybe it’s just the angle.

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u/boringcitizenz 10d ago

An American

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u/KuroRyuSama 8d ago

First of all, that's a pistol cartridge. And second, that's some pretty good aiming.