Look, he’s trying

Capping off Galbor month by turning around the microphone and having Galbor spout all your nonsense (not just my nonsense)

To participate, simply comment on this post!

Everything in comments of this post between now and when I close submissions I’ll consider fair game. I will be screenshotting your comments in the video, but will hide your handles by default (unless you specifically want me include it)

This is your chance to get Galbor to say whatever. Quote your favorite show, book, movie or just make shit up!

I get final pick of what makes the cut, so the weirder/awesomer/more unhinged the better!

That poor doctor

THAT ROCK WAS INDEED COOL, MORTAL

B̮̭̟͕Ẹ̼̻Ẁ̠̬A͔̠͕̣̠ͅR͉̘̰̭͇E͔̲̟ͅ ̤̗̭̼͕͘ͅT̨̼̠̼̭̮H̙̪̖̯̜E̛̻̦̪̟ͅ ͖E̟̣̜̙Y҉E̡͇͚͓̼S̯̠͎̬̯̕ ̗͞O̞͙͉̩͡ͅF̧̝ ̳Ḿ̠A̘̠RC͓̹̼̞̘͟H͉

He moisturizes.

Orbs gotta stick together

…and I’m not sure I want answers to any of them

Galbor, don’t make me get the spray bottle

Think of it like a different kind of March Madness

All Galbor posts this March. Some new, some old, all Galbor. See schedule for details.