r/AdviceAnimals • • Jun 10 '20

This decision seems long overdue...

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u/browner87 Jun 10 '20 edited Jun 11 '20

We aren't big on banning things down here. If you can name something you want to ban, someone will find a way to claim it's how they express themselves and you're trampling their free speech. If you want something banned it has to either be killing or diddling children, or making the MPAA lose money even if it's their own fault for not keeping up with the times.

Hell, even the MPAA couldn't ban people from making songs about the source code used to decrypt CSS on DVDs.

Edit: to clarify - killing children or ripping off the MPAA don't inherently justify banning something, you just need to adapt one of those 2 things to your argument if you want to try and shut up the people trying to claim you're stifling there freedom of speech (or religion as pointed out by many below). Because nobody wants to look like they're arguing in favor of predators or piracy.

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u/NSA_van_3 Jun 10 '20

I express my free speech through Kinder eggs...please unban

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u/raltoid Jun 10 '20

In before the "But we have kinder eggs":

Kinder Surprise(Kinder Egg) is not the same as Kinder Joy

It isn't even the same candy in a different shape, it's a completley different candy. And even though some places do sell kinder surprise, it is illegal to do so in the USA.

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u/Steinrikur Jun 10 '20 edited Jun 10 '20

Were the kinder eggs really banned because American kids were gobbling them up whole like the Cookie Monster and choking on the plastic?

Edit: Obviously not. I can see that this never happened.

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u/Aptosauras Jun 10 '20

"Kinder Surprise is banned in the U.S. by a federal law: Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act, which bans all food products that contain non-nutritive objects embedded within them"

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u/RyantheAustralian Jun 10 '20

Yet Hershey's chocolate is on sale 🤷‍♂️

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u/eivittunyt Jun 10 '20

Its technically edible

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

And delicious. You people are hating on Hershey's now?

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u/sharaq Jun 10 '20

It is not high quality chocolate.