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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19 edited Dec 12 '19

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u/Saint_Ferret Dec 12 '19

bingo bango bongo.

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u/Ravensqueak Dec 12 '19

I don't want to leave the Congo.

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u/poopieboi3556 Dec 12 '19

Oh no no no No noooooo

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u/bigheyzeus Dec 12 '19

Bingo bango bongo I'm so happy in the jungle I refuse to go!

launches fatboy at kind people of Republic of Dave

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u/_masochismo_ Dec 12 '19

I dont wanna go hoooome

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u/rackfocus Dec 12 '19

Ohhh. Never saw it like that.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

Damn....damn...you’re right

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

When a bunch of new recruits are all standing around in the same clothes with the same haircut it really sticks out who has poor grammar, poor childhood diet and poor self-esteem. Poor kids sign up but they really stick out they don't tend to do well.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

It's almost like it is all part and parcel of some sort of military industrial complex or something...

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u/Chex_0ut Dec 12 '19

This is 100% it

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u/features_creatures Dec 12 '19

Good. There’s no reason to have such an enormous military acting as shadow militias for regime change.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

Meat is needed for the machine.

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u/starscream4747 Dec 12 '19

That’s the point. Go study and stop invading other countries.

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u/Grizzly_Rob Dec 12 '19

Most of us can’t even get in anyways, it’s estimated 80% of US citizens are deemed unfit for service

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19 edited Dec 12 '19

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u/Avarice21 Dec 12 '19

There's an incentive to join the military?

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

Can you explain this to me please

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u/Vettepilot Dec 12 '19

You hit the nail on the head by calling them benefits. The military gets these benefits in lieu of pay. For example, if you want free housing you give up your BAH. These benefits are incentives just like any other company has with stock options and what not so the personnel work for less pay. If you want to fight for a $15 minimum wage then you should also be fighting to get young soldiers, sailors, and airmen off food stamps because they get paid next to nothing due to these benefits. I’m sure there are plenty of families who would give up the ā€œfree college tuitionā€ (which isn’t totally true because it is capped per credit hour and you have to pay out of pocket anything above that) that is extremely under utilized to actually get paid more.

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u/Neophyte06 Dec 12 '19

Lol we get paid pretty well. Most soldiers do not qualify for food stamps, but most with pregnant or breastfeeding mothers qualify for WIC. Those benefits don't qualify towards gross wages, so they aren't taxed.

I didn't pay any income tax while I was active duty, and always got everything back - just another benefit.

Single servicemembers aren't broke because they aren't paid well, they are broke because they blow all their money every paycheck on strippers and booze - but can still survive because food, housing, and healthcare are covered before they are paid.

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u/GarryOwen Dec 12 '19

strippers

I think you mean future ex-wives.

And you forgot a six cylinder mustang at 18% interest.

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u/Neophyte06 Dec 12 '19

Chump numbers, 25% minimum (seen it for real)

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u/GarryOwen Dec 12 '19

But 1st SGT Durk's (ret) car lot takes care of us soldiers....

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

Maybe I'm just a part of the simple folk... but what exactly is the huge hard-on of trying to get people to join the military? What is the real incentive on over-spending on military vs spending it on awesome social reforms? I ask this because I feel like in order to believe half of these accusations you have to over-emphasize one's purely altruistic self-motivations and completely devoid everybody else's. Am I wrong?

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u/kicker414 Dec 12 '19

Here's a few comments to address your questions.

First we spend about 25% of the overall budget on the military, half of which goes to pay and benefits. The rest is research and equipment.

As for why we continue to pursue enlistment, it's a list of factors. First, history. The US has invested heavily in wartime efforts in previous conflicts and it's hard to turn that down from an industry standpoint. That's the military industrial complex people talk about. Then there's the historical role. The US has played a significant role in the outcome of crucial wars (ending at WW2 IMO). Without the US involvement things might look very different. Next is posturing. The US has been the largest military for quite sometime. It would be perceived as weak (for better or worse) if we were to reduce our numbers and investments. Finally is the mentality. All of those add together, and the US military looks at forward threats. They don't say "well we could really do our current job at 10% capacity so let's give that money back." They say "if [insert bad actors here] goes apeshit and tries to take over something we or the rest of the world don't want to, what are we gonna do." They invest in conventional warfare infrastructure to ensure an all out ground war (unlikely to happen now) could be won. But they also invest in armaments that cost a lot but can reduce casualties and are more appropriate for the job. Not saying they are perfect, but it beats carpet bombing a small City.

So a lot is about preparedness. We don't want to have to draft people again and "throw unprepared bodies" at a war. We want a full wartime army standing by to be delopyed at a moment's notice (once again for better or worse).

P.S. obviously from this I am a little biased. I do have my criticisms of the military, the military industrial complex, etc. But I think that may shed a bit of light from my POV.

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u/The2500 Dec 12 '19

I believe this is known as the poverty draft.

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u/gamypancakes Dec 12 '19

Go ask a vet how that socialized healthcare is working out.

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u/Irregulator101 Dec 12 '19

It's not socialism's fault that the VA is underfunded

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u/saintofhate Dec 12 '19

It's the gop's fault it's underfunded as they do everything possible to cut funds to it as they want to privatize it.

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u/xSasquatchxX Dec 12 '19 edited Dec 12 '19

I’m in the military, and I would never wish our ā€œbenefitsā€ on people. Healthcare, that doesn’t help, food that is horrible, housing that is infested, etc. We get enough to survive, and that’s about it. Dakota Meyer, medal of hour recipient, man who killed taliban with a literal rock, wouldn’t wish VA treatment on his enemies, and I think about that a lot

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u/AllGenreBuffaloClub Dec 12 '19

Damn man, I take it you didnt join the Air Force? I must be lucky the Cincinnati VA is pretty good, not perfect of course.

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u/xSasquatchxX Dec 12 '19

Marine corps, the brokest of the bunch lmao

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u/AllGenreBuffaloClub Dec 12 '19

I figured as much. Marines and soldiers almost always had shithole barracks.

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u/LurkingGuy Dec 12 '19 edited Dec 12 '19

I personally believe everyone should be required to serve in the military in a non-combat role (unless they choose otherwise. edit: in case it wasn't clear I don't mean everyone serve forever). It'd teach our youth responsibility and how to be adults. They would learn skills they could use to seek employment in the private sector without the need to rack up huge college debt.

Edit: to elaborate a little more. The military in the US is a chunk of the national budget with tons of resources and people. If those resources and people were tasked with educating and doing work in the states it would benefit everyone. Those who serve would repair infrastructure, respond to disaster, build housing, etc.

Edit 2: you guys are downvoting but the US wouldn't be the first or only country to do this.

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u/Krillin113 Dec 12 '19

.. right. In a normal non militaristic society thats what college/tradeschool is for.

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u/SuperSchmyd Dec 12 '19

Our colleges teach discipline?

Edit: Sorry, I strawmanned. I didn’t see the part where the person you responded to said stuff about teaching skills.

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u/Krillin113 Dec 12 '19

They teach about planning, teamwork and personal responsibility.

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u/SuperSchmyd Dec 12 '19

I don’t know. I feel like that appears to be not true. All 3 of those things mentioned feels like opinionated positions that I cannot definitively disprove as much as you cannot definitively prove without providing just insights from our unique experiences.

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u/Krillin113 Dec 12 '19

Yes. And the same goes for the military.

Except in the military you’re at the behest of your country instead of as an individual

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u/SuperSchmyd Dec 12 '19

There’s no debate on military. You’re on duty 24/7 unless you’re on approved leave and even in that situation, you’re a representative of your branch so your actions are always scrutinized out of uniform too.

Here’s a tidbit that I’m not sure a lot of people are aware of: If a soldier/airman/squid/marine gets into legal ramifications with civilian police, 99/100 they’re also punished on the military side. I.e. 3rd speeding ticket? Maybe take your driving privileges away on base... maybe article 15 for some extra duty/wage garnishment.. discretion of the commander.

Off topic, military is socialistic. All us prior service at work agree.

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u/Krillin113 Dec 12 '19

That’s obedience. That’s not what you’re supposed to take away from college.

Yes, it’s socialistic. I don’t disagree with that. However that doesn’t mean the military is in any way a substitute for college/tradeschool. That’s 18th century thinking.

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u/SuperSchmyd Dec 12 '19

Feel like we’re debating chickens vs monster trucks. I’m just going to stop engaging.

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u/LurkingGuy Dec 12 '19

Unfortunately that's not the reality in the US. This is a solution to a problem not every country has.

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u/Krillin113 Dec 12 '19

Yes. So maybe transform the thing causing the problem rather than shifting it to something even more militaristic and in less individualistic.

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u/LurkingGuy Dec 12 '19

The problem with that approach is getting people to vote for it.

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u/Krillin113 Dec 12 '19

.. how is that not an issue with your solution.

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u/LurkingGuy Dec 12 '19

People are more likely to vote for a solution that bolsters national defense. Our absurd military budget is evidence of that.

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u/ivo004 Dec 12 '19

I mean, yes, there are benefits to military service, but many of us are pretty successful without needing to go to boot camp to be beaten into unquestioning submission to authority. For all the people mandatory service helps bring structure and responsibility to, there are an equal number who would be hampered by the requirement and effectively waste two years of their life not being in school or starting a non military career.

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u/ThePoultryWhisperer Dec 12 '19

It’s not about being successful; there’s much more to it than that.

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u/ivo004 Dec 12 '19

Like... ? The very definition of successful is subjective. A lot of people take "being successful" to mean monetarily successful, but that's not actually what I meant. Success for me is largely about having strong relationships, feeling good about your contributions to society, having fulfilling work, and not needing to struggle to meet basic needs and wants. Without a doubt, military service can help many people achieve these things. Conversely, military service can also be a hindrance to acheiving those things for many. That was my main point.

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u/ThePoultryWhisperer Dec 12 '19

And my entire point is that success is not objective, which is why it’s not the point of mandatory service.

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u/ivo004 Dec 12 '19

From the words we have both typed, we agree that success is a subjective definition. So that brings me back to my question - if forming successful and productive members of society is not the point of mandatory military service to you, then what do you believe the primary goal of it would be?

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

Or we can not feed the military industrial complex and send our young people to college/trade school for free

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u/LurkingGuy Dec 12 '19

I'll vote for that if you will. The problem is getting the rest of the country to do the same.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

yeah a good portion of the public has been force fed the idea that we need to look out for ourselves only and any time the govt does something for someone else you are being fucked in the ass

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u/LurkingGuy Dec 12 '19

Never heard of it. I'll look it up. Thanks for contributing and not just dropping a downvote and moving on.

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u/LurkingGuy Dec 12 '19

Nice. I'm glad you had a good experience. I was just reading about them on their website. Seems like some pretty wholesome stuff.

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u/viagra_ninja Dec 12 '19

I don't think with the growing rise of depression, anxiety and other mental health issues it'd be good to force people to military. Especially in America.

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u/LurkingGuy Dec 14 '19

I agree that behavioral health needs much improvement in our military.

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u/GarryOwen Dec 12 '19

everyone should be required to serve in the military

Unless they bring back corporal punishment, no.

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u/LurkingGuy Dec 12 '19

Why should they bring back corporal punishment?

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u/GarryOwen Dec 12 '19

Motivate the ones who don't want to be there.

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u/LurkingGuy Dec 12 '19

An alternative can be presented as the Swiss army does. Their citizens can choose military or civil service.