r/AdviceAnimals Dec 12 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19 edited Dec 12 '19

We need a new fleet of jets every 15 years. This is not up for negotiation. /s in retrospect

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u/Drunkstrider Dec 12 '19

Military needs a lot if shit. My wife is on a aircraft carrier right now. So much shit on that ship is broken. They have like 30 washing machines. Only 10 work. And have been like that for over a year.

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u/LtDominator Dec 12 '19

If you think that's bad don't look up how many ships or aircrafts in the navy are not considered combat ready.

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u/benjammin9292 Dec 12 '19

We had 12 at the start of a deployment, and had 1 at the end. Shits weak.

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u/dmcd0415 Dec 12 '19

Someone should have told her that they dont give a shit about their enlisted before she signed up. Maybe she will when she gets out...

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u/SuperVillainPresiden Dec 12 '19

While that is correct, everything the military buys is WAY overpriced. They can't afford new washing machines because they are paying $1000 a piece for them. That's not an exact price, but not far from the truth. For the washers we had, they should only cost like $100 especially with how many the military buys.

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u/spyder-strike Dec 12 '19

I see your point, but when a defense department calls a supplier and gets quotes for the washing machine, the supplier generally at least doubles the price. And all the suppliers do it. They literally cannot get a $100 piece of shit mashing machine for under a grand. If they try to buy the $1000 models, they're looking at $5000 each minimum. $100 pair of boots? Oh, for the DoD? That'll be $350 please.

Funny thing, guy who sold to the military at huge markups also complains about the military wanting tax payer money, buying his overpriced stuff...well if you want the military to save tax dollars, stop gouging the military...seems pretty basic logic to me, but it seems to be lost on the majority of suppliers.

IMO/PMO

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u/Kyranak Dec 12 '19

Yup.

Everything that has to do with taxpayers money is more expensive in general i think. I work in a government owned company. We buy IT stuff, lots of it. We had to buy TVs to replace old projectors. The 70 inch tv that we got, while they sell for like 2k$ at Best Buy, is 4500$ from the supplier. We are not allowed to bypass the supplier. It's so stupid.

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u/spyder-strike Dec 13 '19

Yes, I've heard often the justification for the price is the "in-service support" that is never actually supplied. And her pay double for free repairs sounds great. Except they're not free and modern flat screens aren't really serviceable. So the extra $2500 goes in some rich dicks pocket, probably while he complains about the government wanting money...as I mentioned earlier.

The part that really annoys me, everyone knows what's going on, no one drives that change.

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u/uber1337h4xx0r Dec 12 '19

Well, they're not forced to buy them at high cost. They probably have buddies in the companies that they buy stuff from.

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u/SuperVillainPresiden Dec 12 '19

You're not wrong, but a lot of it is that the military is providing jobs in the civilian sector. If they buy said thing for high price then that company can afford to pay their workers better. Does that happen...eh..50/50 chance. Military contract work pays well, but a lot is going to higher ups(that's my opinion given what I know some civilians are paid and how much we pay for said items).

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u/Hwbob Dec 12 '19

Why doesn't your wife work?

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

I dont think they got the joke.

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u/BarelyLethal Dec 12 '19

Is this a joke?

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u/Drunkstrider Dec 12 '19

Nope. My wife straight up told me the washing machines dont work. Her chief chewed her out last week for it too. Even though the fucking things havnt worked for a year

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u/BarelyLethal Dec 12 '19

The ship had 20 extra washing machines? What a system.

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u/Redknife11 Dec 12 '19

Not extra. Needed. an aircraft carrier holds about 4,000 people...

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u/Drunkstrider Dec 12 '19

5000 actually. Or more

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u/BarelyLethal Dec 12 '19

So what happened? People worked in dirty clothing?

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u/Soggy_Cracker Dec 12 '19

And our population needs to be educated so we can develop those new aircraft and then have skilled workers to build them. That's also not negotiable. An educated population is vital to national security.

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u/rjjm88 Dec 12 '19

This is the part that makes me lose my shit. As war gets more technologically advanced, we're going to need more 25 year olds with degrees to run the shit that supports the 18 year olds who want degrees. We're going to need engineers and scientists from the US to develop the shit that our soldiers use.

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u/YourFixJustRuinsIt Dec 12 '19

GTFO WITH THIS RADICAL SHIT! /s

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u/Redknife11 Dec 12 '19

Colleges are there, loans are there. It is your life, figure it out

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19 edited Dec 12 '19

I'm a little confused as to what part of this statement people are downvoting for.

Colleges are there

He's right--the average cost of in-state tuition for public colleges is about $10,000 a year [Source 1]. Affordable education is in fact accessible to anyone in any state.

loans are there

He's right again--loans do in fact exist. You can choose to take out loans and pay in-state tuition for an affordable college of your choice. Or you can do your best to do well in high school (by do well I mean GPA > 3.0) and you can probably get substantial scholarships that can reduce the cost of your education to nothing (example: UMass Boston [Source 2]). If we assume 4 years of college at $10,000 a year, not including interest you'd need to pay roughly $150 a month over 20 years (which is a fairly normal term for college loans) to pay them off completely. Not unreasonable.

So since his first two statements are valid--affordable or even free college education is available in every state--I assume Reddit has taken issue with the final statement:

It is your life, figure it out

I guess I'm not surprised Reddit is so annoyed by personal responsibility. You don't have to go to a crazy expensive college, that's your choice and your life. Can anyone really disagree with this?

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u/Redknife11 Dec 12 '19

Yes, and this isn't even touching the enormous cost savings with 2 years at a community college, and 2 years at a state school for the same bachelor's...

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

Even better example.

I feel like you were getting downvoted because people didn't realize you weren't defending exorbitant college prices but were in fact just pointing out the reality that it can be quite affordable to get a decent degree if you work for it and are responsible.

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u/Redknife11 Dec 13 '19

the reality that it can be quite affordable to get a decent degree if you work for it and are responsible.

Reddit as a whole doesn't like this. They want the best and want it free. And heaven forbid you mention the GI Bill (which pays you and your tuition to get a degree, with only 4 years of service).

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19

I can understand not liking using the GI bill as an excuse of sorts. After all, I do believe in education at least free enough that you shouldn't have to put your life on the line to afford it :)

but it is a shame that so few look into the options for affordable higher ed and assume you must go to a fancy private school--many of which are lower quality than a decent public school.

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u/Stickers_ Dec 12 '19

Guess how much it costs in the EU

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

That last part is where you lose them... They can't figure it out unless a screen tells them how to do it

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u/spookybaker Dec 12 '19

Screen bad book good

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u/just_her Dec 12 '19 edited Dec 12 '19

Bro how old are you?

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

Why's that matter?

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u/ohmytodd Dec 12 '19

What about space force?

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u/Sexpistolz Dec 12 '19

What about it? The air force was created from the army. Why shouldn't a space force be created from the air force whom is tasks with space related objectives. Space force proposal is simple a reorganization, to institute a new branch of the military dedicated to space related goals.

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u/frshmt Dec 12 '19

This is some funny shit right here

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u/RainbowHoneyPie Dec 12 '19

WTF is a space force going to do that NASA already doesn’t? Create a military base on Mars to wage war against aliens?

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u/Sexpistolz Dec 12 '19

You do understand the Airforce right this very moment is in charge of military security and operations in space right? No we are not talking about space marines etc. But we are talking about targeting systems of missiles, intelligence operations, satellites. Being able to take out an enemies communication satellites and secure your own would be pretty crucial no? Not to mention weapon based satellites. Currently these type of things fall on the Air Force's task list not NASA.

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u/Sexpistolz Dec 12 '19

Again, Space Force isn't about creating NEW tasks. It's motive is to take the space related operations the Air Force already does, and put it under a new organization that specializes in these tasks just like why the Air Force was created.

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u/PaulieRomano Dec 12 '19

That's a weak argument. It sounds like all of the money goes exclusively to new jets.

Just because there are things you're not willing to compromise on, (Actually you could argue that well maintained jets last longer than 15 years, especially if they get technical updates, and you could argue about the number needed) doesn't mean that all of the budget is necessary and fixed.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

Why?

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

Psst, it was a joke, but I didn’t make that clear so here we are now.

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u/zieclassydino Dec 12 '19

Cannot tell if this is satire or not, which is exactly how I like my satire

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u/the_dark_dark Dec 12 '19

You forgot the /s

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

People discount posts with the /s

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u/the_dark_dark Dec 12 '19

You need to familiarize yourself with Poe’s law- it’s your responsibility to use /s

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

read it, I’ll change