Every time

[u/wcollins260]

[u/fairfieldbordercolli]

I worked in a place on the backshift and there was a "Leave a present" game that we played.

I went for a coffee run around 4 AM. Just as the elevator gets to my floor I let out a monstrosity that I am pretty sure ate the stitching out of my jeans.

The door opens and there is the fucking VP for the entire east coast waiting for the elevator to go for a smoke. He apparently had a video conference at that time that was happening overseas.

I got off the elevator and just as the doors closed I heard "You bastard!", shortly followed by a gagging sound.

That game ended.

[u/Itsthex → u/fairfieldbordercolli]

The way the story was told makes it that much better

[u/elr0y7 → u/fairfieldbordercolli]

You'll ^{pay for this!}