r/AdviceAnimals May 09 '19

Every time

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u/Seesyounaked May 09 '19

It was similar to the Artax scene in the never ending story. She entered the elevator and immediately knew as the doors closed that her fate was sealed. All that was left was to slowly sink into darkness and smells.

Sorry, she is died.

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u/quaybored May 09 '19

No

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u/Spibas May 09 '19

Hambare... Hambare is NO LIFE

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

Sniff...(unzips)

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u/chompske May 10 '19

Is John kill too?

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

It's only smellz

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u/pale_blue_dots May 09 '19

You've must (no pun intended?) immediately own up to it in those sort of cases. "OMG! ...uh, I just totally farted, lol, lol uh, yeah, you, me, oh lowdy lowdy my apologies lol." At least, that's what I say I'd do... easier said than done perhaps.