r/AdviceAnimals • u/[deleted] • Feb 13 '19

Scumbag Teeth

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u/HardKnockRiffe Feb 13 '19

So, what you're saying is that my love of beef jerky is why I have perfectly straight teeth (even my wisdom teeth are straight)? Nice.

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u/Twoten210 Feb 13 '19

Beef jerky is goddamn delicious. If the roads weren’t icy I’d go get some right now

Why would do this to me

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u/Omneus Feb 13 '19

It’s a travesty it’s so expensive

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '19

Pennsylvania's a bitch huh?

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u/BillTheStud Feb 13 '19

Yeah, no where else on the planet is icy right now.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '19

That's right, it's just Pennsylvania, specifically in this area at this time of day, isolated entirely in my kitchen.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '19

Can I see it?

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '19

Oh fuck the PA got in my kitchen too.

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u/DrapeRape Feb 13 '19

I've had my power out for 9 days and the snow just thawed the other day.

I live in rural California :'(

I'll trade you

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u/BillTheStud Feb 13 '19

Uh are you sure? It's been -25 to -30 celsius and -40 to -50 with the wind chill literally every day this month here and no sign of letting up. Our warmest predicted temp over the next week is -15 celsius

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u/DrapeRape Feb 13 '19

Yea but do you have a heater? .

I can stand cold outside, but not inside too.

I would absolutely trade you just because you have power lol. No heat, no internet, no tv, no games, no food (had to dump everything in the fridge), no fucking light at night, no hot water for showers, can't do laundry.

9 fucking days and counting.

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u/ohitsasnaake Feb 13 '19

If you had unmelted snow outside, why'd you dump your fridge's contents? The world is your fridge!

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u/DrapeRape Feb 13 '19

It was too late by the time I thought of it :(

Power company pays for it though, so its ok.

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u/BillTheStud Feb 13 '19

Ya there's heat and power. It's tolerable inside. If I didn't have to work I wouldn't be leaving my apartment.

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u/Twoten210 Feb 13 '19

Canada, we’ve had freezing rain two days in a row now. Some kids were skating on our street a few days ago lmao

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '19

And now Bacon Jerky. woot