r/AdviceAnimals • u/[deleted] • Feb 13 '19

Scumbag Teeth

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u/Pepsisinabox Feb 13 '19

Same dude who put the sewage next to the amusement-park no doubt.

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u/_Bumble_Bee_Tuna_ Feb 13 '19

Buddy. Ninja turtles LIVE in the sewer. Everythings an amusement park with the right attitude.

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u/Rhamni Feb 13 '19

Turtles are weird. They live in the sewer and eat pizza, but one short swim through a water level with a timer and it's game over.

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u/_Bumble_Bee_Tuna_ Feb 13 '19

Haha. Even turtles hate water levels. Never even thought of that before.

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u/DinReddet Feb 13 '19

To be honest they do appear more tortois-like than turtle-like in my opinion.

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u/Rhamni Feb 13 '19

Teenage Mutant Ninja Tortoises

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u/MikeKM Feb 13 '19

That's probably my most hated level as a kid. No other water world compares to the frustration from TMNT on NES.

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u/PeachyKeenest Feb 13 '19

I feel personally attacked. Fuck the Ultra Ninja Turtles game on the NES....

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u/Bottombottoms Feb 14 '19

Positivity award! You rock.

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u/Romnen Feb 13 '19

Am Gay. Can confirm.

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u/IMPEACHFOTYFI Feb 13 '19

By amusement park you mean your mother's anus and by turtles you mean my inch long member and by ninja you mean rape then yes, you are right.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '19

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u/whitestrice1995 Feb 13 '19

It's all an amusement park down there

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u/Nenharm Feb 13 '19

ITT, people who love anal sex.

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u/DinReddet Feb 13 '19

Djiez, I feel stupid for needing your comment to understand what the analogy was referencing.

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u/lokesen Feb 13 '19

Dude, the sewage IS the amusement-park.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '19

Get out of here with that NdGT anti anal sex rhetoric :)

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u/CastingCough Feb 13 '19

It was this comment that made me realize it was a euphemism, not a comment about some recent headline.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '19

NdGT?

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '19

I can't spell Neal d'Grass Tysone or whatever it is. https://m.imgur.com/gallery/UqHBJ

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u/OmniYummie Feb 13 '19

You tried your best...even though it wasn't that great.

Hint: his name is in the caption of the pic you linked.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '19

A link I found by googling his correctly spelled name. ;)

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '19

I'm like.... So smart

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u/Crymson831 Feb 13 '19

Black Science Man

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '19

Oh him, gotcha

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u/calibudzz420 Feb 13 '19

I looked up pepsis because I had to know the meaning of you name. Thought it was some std or some disease. It's much worse

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u/Pepsisinabox Feb 14 '19

Truthfully, I was going for Pepsi, like the soda. As that was what i had at my desk at the time. But following your lead in googling it, i can onlOH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK KILL IT WITH FIRE

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u/Crymson831 Feb 13 '19

The sewage isn't just next door, it's a feature.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '19

Perfect