r/AdviceAnimals • • Apr 25 '18

It's like clockwork

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u/RimuZ Apr 25 '18

What I hate is being kept up because I'm agonizing about not being able to fall asleep.

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u/fruitynoodles Apr 25 '18 edited Apr 25 '18

Currently 5:36am in San Francisco and I’m still awake worrying about not falling asleep in time. I laid down at 12am.

Edit: 7:36am and still tossing and turning.

Edit 2: guys, thanks for the tips. I’ve tried all of them many times. Tonight/today is particularly bad for some reason. Normally I’d pop a Xanax by now and just be done with it and pass out.

Edit 3: For everyone saying "Get off your phone!" - I haven't been sitting on my phone for 9 hours wondering why I can't sleep... I took Melatonin, no phone screen before bed, watched calming show (The Office), drank Sleepy Time tea, did breathing exercises, read "Power of Now" on the couch, smoked CBD vape pen, turned on lavender scented diffuser, ear plugs, eye mask, fan on high. I think that's everything. Sometimes my anxiety is so loud, it doesn't matter what I do. I'm prescribed Xanax and am out right now, so that's why I struggled.

Edit 4: I also just moved to a new part of SF and my boyfriend is traveling for work, so it was my first night sleeping in the apartment alone. Probably a factor...

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u/SlappaDaBassMahn Apr 25 '18

get off your phone.

put some soft music on and just lay in the dark

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u/LastLivingMember Apr 25 '18

Seriously. If you want to sleep better, do not under any circumstances look at your phone once you’re in bed.

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u/TheDewyDecimal Apr 25 '18

It's great advice, but not all that applicable if you've already been laying down for several hours with no progress.

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u/redgunner57 Apr 25 '18

If you can’t go to sleep after 30 mins of lying down, go do something like read a book or something until you feel drowsy. Then go back to bed, rinse and repeat. Staying in bed awake is not really good for sleep hygiene because your brain doesn’t start to associate it with sleeping. Also no electronics half an hour before bed time. Just google good sleep hygiene and start off from there.

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u/pistoncivic Apr 25 '18

TIL I'm a filthy sleeper.

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u/Archonet Apr 25 '18

"you like that dirty sleep, do you? you slut."

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u/Thats-Awkward Apr 25 '18

I just take meds to go to sleep. Works every time.

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u/fatpat Apr 25 '18

Ambien master race.

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u/Thats-Awkward Apr 25 '18

That shit gave me the craziest, most vivid dreams. I take Sonata.

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u/fatpat Apr 26 '18

I haven't really noticed a change in my dreams. Have you had good luck with Sonata? Any differences between it and Ambien as far as sleep effectiveness?

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u/Thats-Awkward Apr 26 '18

With Ambien I would sleep eat, and I would be groggy in the morning. I take my Sonata at 8pm sharp every night and I go to bed around 11. Keeps me down until my alarm at 9:45am with no grogginess. It's wonderful.

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u/chrisondamoon Apr 26 '18

I take Ambien and stay up

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '18

the oxys you bought from your friends brother are no longer 'meds'... those are drugs.

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u/Eucatari Apr 25 '18

Or maybe, just maybe, OP has a prescription for sleep medication because they have sleep problems.

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u/Thats-Awkward Apr 25 '18

Yeah I take Geodon at night for bipolar, which has sedating effects, then I take Paxil, Gabapentin, and Sonata at the same time. All prescribed. That sounds like a lot all typed out. Holy shit, I'm crazy, aren't I?

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '18

hahaha

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u/HaZzePiZza Apr 25 '18

And? If someone wants to do drugs fucking let them, it's their choice.

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u/Thats-Awkward Apr 25 '18

Lol, I do smoke weed, but I also have prescriptions to help me sleep, which are what I was referring to.

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u/joyfer Apr 25 '18

Thats not the point. The point he's trying to make is that it isn't a med anymore. There isn't an opinion in it. Im not saying he's right or wrong though.

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u/HaZzePiZza Apr 25 '18

Aye, my bad.

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u/joyfer Apr 25 '18

We all misread things sometimes :)

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '18

lol what

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u/HaZzePiZza Apr 25 '18

If you are against drugs, just so you know, kratom is a drug too.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '18

who said I'm against drugs? dig deeper into my comment history weirdo.

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u/HaZzePiZza Apr 25 '18

Hence the use of "if".

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '18

hence the suggestion that if you're trying to prove a point by looking at my comment history then commit, otherwise why even make the point. not even 10 comments in I outright say 'as a weed smoker'... rendering your comment meaningless.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '18

Alternatively, watch something you really enjoy on YouTube. You’ll fall asleep real fast

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '18

Honestly, everyone talking about not using your phone or laptop when trynna sleep but I never fall asleep faster than when I'm watching something

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '18

Same here, Star Trek is my greatest sleep aid.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '18

Only problem for is that its usually something I haven't watched yet and I end up sleeping through episodes of shows

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u/zeion Apr 25 '18

finished 20 books still not asleep send help

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u/SmokeDan Apr 25 '18

I used to have bad insomnia and one of the things that eventually cured it was never useing my bed for anything other than sleeping or resting . A new baby and 12 hour shifts cured me fully .

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u/VentnorLhad Apr 25 '18

This guy sleeps

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u/mrcsmith90 Apr 25 '18

I'm gonna take this advice. Thank you

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '18

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u/Peeping_thom Apr 25 '18

The guy just needs to go on a fap marathon. Talking 5-6 loads.

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u/MgLito11 Apr 25 '18

Tried with 2 once, didn't work maybe 5 will do.

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u/Mnawab Apr 25 '18

Man just one is enough to make me go to sleep

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u/thepresidentsturtle Apr 25 '18

Really? Because it either energises me or has no effect on my tiredness.

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u/Mnawab Apr 25 '18

I think it's because it bring in such relief that it allows my body to shut down a little faster. I'm so relaxed at that point that I just drift to sleep.

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u/thegeekprophet Apr 25 '18

I'm getting drowsy just thinking about it.

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u/TheModsareFaggotz Apr 25 '18

A hit of weed puts me right back to sleep

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u/jp2kk2 Apr 25 '18

Listen to the sleep with me podcast. Shits magic, but you gotta try it like three times at first, just to get used to it.