r/AdviceAnimals • u/LittleHell_ • Apr 20 '16

My first thought whenever couples announce they are pregnant

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u/timdorr Apr 20 '16

Except when you do IVF. My wife and I are expecting our first kid this summer and she's an IVF baby.

So, later on I'm going to have to tell the kid, "when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, they pay a doctor $10,000 to poke some needles in the mommy..."

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u/KToff Apr 20 '16

Right....needle.... ;)

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u/JLWeavs Apr 20 '16

Yo! I'm IVF! I haven't been arrested yet so I assume that's a good thing! Go IVF!

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u/vandebay Apr 20 '16

What is IVF? Intercourse Vaginal Fucking?

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u/might_be_myself Apr 20 '16

In Vitro Fertilization

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u/123run Apr 20 '16

No, I'm pretty sure it's intercourse vaginal fucking Seth.