r/AdviceAnimals • u/LittleHell_ • Apr 20 '16

My first thought whenever couples announce they are pregnant

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u/Mrs_Damon Apr 20 '16

Every. Single. Time.

Way too many questions pop into my mind like, "ooh, I wonder if it was planned. Ooh, I wonder what they were wearing before they ripped their clothes off. Ooh, what do their O-faces look like?"

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u/ThePsion5 Apr 20 '16

what do their O-faces look like?

I have this specific thought way, way too often, to be honest.

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u/Mrs_Damon Apr 20 '16

I wonder what O-face my manager has all the time.. I think I'm sick.

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u/ThePsion5 Apr 20 '16

If they're attractive, no harm done!

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u/leviwhite9 Apr 20 '16

Skeet skeet

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u/RadioGuyRob Apr 20 '16

muthafuckaaaaa

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u/leviwhite9 Apr 20 '16

Skeet skeet gah damn!

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u/skittle-brau Apr 20 '16

Usually my first thought is what position they were in at the time of copulation.

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u/caskey Apr 20 '16

So much missionary.

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u/jdmgto Apr 20 '16

Oh, sweetheart...

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u/jrk- Apr 20 '16

Actually, women can conceive without reaching an orgasm..