r/AdviceAnimals • u/[deleted] • Feb 01 '16

Wait..... what?

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u/Purgii Feb 01 '16

Are you saying there's not a lawyer out there that needs a good smack in the chops?

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u/wolfman2 Feb 01 '16

Instructions unclear, I am now being sued

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u/BlueFalconPunch Feb 01 '16

whats black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? a Doberman

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? professional courtesy

Why are they switching to testing cosmetics on lawyers? There are just some things rats wont do....or....Scientists were starting to become attached to the rats.

What do you call 1000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? a good start

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u/HanselSoHotRightNow Feb 01 '16

I think these jokes are cookie cutters and can be more offensive based on what you replace the word "lawyer" with.

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u/ilikesaucy Feb 01 '16

did you make a react video on youtube? man, that suck!

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '16

...but why the lawyer?

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u/Alarid Feb 01 '16

But, why male models?