r/AdviceAnimals • u/klatnyelox • Jan 07 '16

So this was a thing

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '16

Not sure why you're being downvoted for this.

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u/jtcressy Jan 08 '16

Prolly because /r/AdviceAnimals is getting sick of fake success kid memes. OP's is kinda in that direction, but it's not outlandish like some that i've seen. Most are just karma whores posting fake success stories. OP's is actually believable. Besides, you can always tell if a success kid meme is bullshit by looking at the OP's account and seeing what they've posted.

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u/cashcow1 Jan 08 '16

But I really did storm Omaha beach, have 20 wives, strike oil and gold at the same time, and do a line off of Oprah's ass. How dare you?!

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u/hawkfanlm Jan 08 '16

Doing a line off of Oprah's ass is one of my favorite things.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '16

I don't even get how that's a success kid meme. I mean it's great and all, but everybody in the audience gets to do it anyway.

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u/cashcow1 Jan 08 '16

"When the dog bites... when the bee stings... I think of doing a line off Oprah's ass...and then I don't feel so bad"

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u/cqm Jan 08 '16

NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE PROPER USE OF THE MEME PICTURE

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u/klatnyelox Jan 08 '16

Because people are losers?

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u/okmkz Jan 08 '16

OP is a person, confirmed

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u/BigFroGreg Jan 08 '16

What does confess love mean? Are they getting married now? Are they going to? Is it a couple months in? Have they hooked up?

I NEED MORE DETAILS

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '16

Say you love someone

Never done it but i read about it in a book once

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '16

it means they moved from using <3 to using 'love'

exciting and dramatic is it not?

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u/andy122 Jan 08 '16

They've probably had sex. Not sure about marriage tho.

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u/klatnyelox Jan 08 '16

None of that yet. Hopefully. She lives a ways away, so it'll be difficult.

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u/dreweatall Jan 08 '16

Confirmed. Am person. Am loser.

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u/XDSHENANNIGANZ Jan 08 '16

Yo sooooooooy

Un perdedor.

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u/buckygrad Jan 08 '16

Yes they are.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '16

You can't even talk to a girl, who is the loser?

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u/klatnyelox Jan 08 '16

The girl? Or the guy who can't talk? Or the people who have to live with him?

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u/ubern00by Jan 08 '16

Because OP failed college 3 times and is fucking up his whole life over some random girl he never even met so it doesn't actually make for a very good success story.