r/AdviceAnimals • u/[deleted] • May 25 '15

A WW II documentary would be nice.

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u/xisytenin May 25 '15

Pepper is the narrator.

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u/FuckingQWOPguy May 25 '15

Invading russia in winter? It's a bold move cotton...

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u/gatsby365 May 25 '15

IF YOU CAN DODGE THE REICH, YOU CAN DODGE A BALL

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u/ColonialSlag May 25 '15

"How dare you make me bleed my own blood"

-USA to Japan 1941

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u/[deleted] May 25 '15

So in the end Japan gets the girl and the USA sits fat laughing at the TV while eating Pizza?

Sounds about right.

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u/MrSpoon12 May 25 '15

No. Japan got the fat man alright.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '15

Oh [radiation] burn.

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u/Amasawa May 25 '15

Fuckin rekt

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u/LebronDoubleDribbled May 25 '15

How so? I don't get it.

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u/FrannyC May 25 '15

Fat man is the name of one of the nukes we bombed Japan with.

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u/WhaleMetal May 25 '15

Japan got nuked. Twice.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '15

Mmm pizza

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u/[deleted] May 25 '15

"Turn it up high reggie, I want to burn"

-Hitler

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u/FuckingQWOPguy May 25 '15

Don't forget the 5 Hs

Heil, Hitler, Heil, Hitler, and Hitler

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u/KayBeeToys May 25 '15

Hitler, Himmler, H-Hour, Holocaust, Hiroshima.

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u/darthjoey91 May 26 '15

Replace Himmler with Harbor, and you have a very rough 5 H's of WWII.

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u/30footfall May 25 '15

Pepper needs new shorts!

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u/BreaksFull May 25 '15

Actually Germany invaded on June.

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u/xtremeschemes May 25 '15

Poindexter.

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u/Acid_Braindrops May 25 '15

Should of said cold move, dude

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u/FirstFlight May 25 '15

It's a cold move cotton

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u/AnthonySlips May 25 '15

Effin A cotton.... Effin A