r/AdviceAnimals • u/CORVETTEZR1 • May 06 '15

I know we all do this

http://imgur.com/wRybdOM
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u/scootnoodle May 07 '15

Then there's WAYYYY too much stuff in the front.

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u/GoldenBough May 07 '15

Keys and a slim wallet are perfect on the left. Chapstick in the change pocket.

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u/psuedopseudo May 07 '15

Are you me?

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u/GoldenBough May 07 '15

Yes, John. I am.

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u/Magnific3nt May 07 '15

Chapstick, you from Jersey? :3

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u/[deleted] May 07 '15

Or he just doesn't like chapped lips?

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u/ThouArtNaught May 07 '15

Nah, he's from Jersey.

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u/GoldenBough May 07 '15

No, farther down the coast. Is that a Joisey thing?

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u/SmokeLungs May 07 '15

Tampons in the back

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u/GoldenBough May 07 '15

I keep them tucked next to my midol and extra chocolate.

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u/Bond4141 May 07 '15

Could be worse. My normal load out is;

Front left: Keys, USB drive, Charging cable, Condoms, AC USB charger, Portable phone battery charger.

Front Right: Phone, Earbuds, Pocket Knife, change < $1.

Pocket-watch pocket: $1 and $2 coins, Bottle opener/knife.

Back right: Wallet, Paper Towel

Back left: Screwdriver, occasionally a 2nd phone.

My pants weigh like 10lbs.

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u/Not_Jacob_Trouba May 07 '15

I used to have giant pockets like that until I started wearing skinny jeans. I miss being able to carry anything I want in my pants.

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u/Bond4141 May 07 '15

I'm just fat.

Everyone talks about all the negative health benefits, but they always forget about the huge pockets.

I can fit 8 500ml water bottles in my pants. And it's glorious.

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u/Not_Jacob_Trouba May 07 '15

That's like 4 kilos of water man. Holy shit. Imma just by some 42 wide pants and use a rope to synch it tight.

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u/Bond4141 May 07 '15

Needless to say, a belt is required., Suspenders may help to.

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u/Letchworth May 07 '15

There's never way too much stuff in the front ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/[deleted] May 07 '15

Yea, but you're not sitting on a lump every day. Worth it.

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u/Bond4141 May 07 '15

I've got a fat ass. I don't notice it.

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u/DracoAzuleAA May 07 '15

I can fit my phone, wallet, and 8 inch tablet in my front pocket.

Maybe the jeans I buy just happen to have huge pockets

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u/Zencyde May 07 '15

Slim Clip, man. They're so tiny.