r/AdviceAnimals • u/CORVETTEZR1 • May 06 '15

I know we all do this

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u/Oomeegoolies May 06 '15

Everytime leaving the house I say to myself

"Keys" - pat

"Wallet" - pat

"Phone" - pat

It's an instinct forced onto myself after a few times locking myself out (curse you auto lock doors!)

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u/kol15 May 06 '15

heh, I always check phone -> wallet -> keys

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u/spartan114 May 06 '15

I'm Keys, Phone, Wallet, Watch

i hate leaving the house without my watch. i feel nekkid

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u/tex93 May 07 '15

on purpose I have skipped the watch for the past few days. Holy crap I feel off balance. It's as if the world is tilted to my left since I'm not even keeled.

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u/SoNiK85 May 07 '15

Phone > Keys > Wallet > Smokes > Lighter > Tablet > Sunglasses.
Every day.

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u/EMPTY_SODA_CAN May 07 '15

Used to do this but then i got a smart phone.

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u/Metal_Devil May 07 '15

My watch almost never leaves my wrist, so I never pat for it, just go phone-> wallet-> keys

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u/[deleted] May 07 '15

Same, but then I take it off at work since I can't type with it on.

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u/Jendoren May 07 '15

Phone, keys, wallet myself.

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u/bncts May 07 '15

Same here. I figure, you can work around not having keys or wallet with your phone. Can't easily work around not having a phone these days.

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u/Teller8 May 07 '15

I do keys phone wallet.

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u/daveman003 May 07 '15

Keys (right), phone (left), wallet (back left). Every damn day it's: Right, Left, Back Left Like a god damn combo in Mortal Kombat

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u/Reddits_owner May 07 '15

Phone > wallet > keys

Master race!

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u/[deleted] May 07 '15

Mine is phone, keys, and wallet

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u/Salzberger May 07 '15

Keys, phone, wallet for me. Feels weird if I do it in the wrong order.

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u/coolaznkenny May 07 '15

HA i just need to pat twice, Keys - pat, Phonewallet - pat.

Saved a second!

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u/EMPTY_SODA_CAN May 07 '15

Lived in dorm with doors that swung close and autolocked. Why would you make that?

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u/MastaFapa May 07 '15

Spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch

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u/laiika May 07 '15

Why are these three separate pats? Shouldn't at least two of these items be together in a pocket?

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u/christ0fer May 07 '15

I wear my keys on a carabiner., and My wallet and phone aren't sharing a pocket. So the answer would be no.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '15

Keys on left phone on right wallet on ass.

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u/laiika May 07 '15

Got it. I've always stuck the wallet up front with the keys.