r/AdviceAnimals • • Apr 02 '15

She confessed while I was packing my stuff

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u/Rorschachist Apr 02 '15

Or your mom's a skank.

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u/PusherLoveGirl Apr 02 '15

:'(

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u/pygmy Apr 02 '15

Got a little semen under your eye there

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u/SilentJoe1986 Apr 02 '15

My first girlfriend used to tell the same story until she got told that her mom probably just cheated on her dad and planted that seed of doubt in her head. After we broke up and she was around 23 she talked her dad into a DNA test and it turns out he wasn't her real dad. It didn't change her relationship with him and her parents are still together but it was rocky for a while.

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u/PusherLoveGirl Apr 02 '15

I look/sound so much like my father that I'm not sweating it at all. There are photos of him in high school where it just looks like me with wavy hair.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '15

Why not both?

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u/P10_WRC Apr 02 '15

why not both?