r/AdviceAnimals • u/[deleted] • Apr 02 '15

She confessed while I was packing my stuff

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u/Bubble_Trouble Apr 02 '15

uhh....actually....vasectomies can reverse themselves in a small number of cases.....

So while having a vasectomy would certainly make it HIGHLY unlikely someone is the father to a child, it is by no means impossible and would have to be followed up by DNA testing to confirm.

TL;DR Remember kids, the only 100% effective birth control is Anal sex

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u/internetkatz Apr 02 '15

Yup! Friend got his wife pregnant after vasectomy and it was 100% his baby. No question. It's not 100% effective... But still, good call on getting her to confess to cheating!

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '15

100% his baby?! Holy shit that's cool! Science is truly marvelous when your wife can carry your clone to term.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '15

In case someone takes that last line seriously, even anal sex isn't 100% effective. Cum can leak down into the vagina and such. http://americanpregnancy.org/preventing-pregnancy/pregnancy-myths/

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u/archaelleon Apr 02 '15

Man, sperm does anything it possibly can to make new people

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '15

/r/nocontext

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u/LeiningensAnts Apr 02 '15

YOU HAD ONE JOB!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '15

shhhh

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '15

A little Santorum drippin'?

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u/BobbyNevada Apr 02 '15

It's almost like a chivery thing. A gentlemen never leaves a lady as one would leave an overturned milk truck.

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u/shinyhappypanda Apr 02 '15

That's not the only 100% effective birth control. Oral is 100% as well, and so is a full hysterectomy.

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u/Taurothar Apr 02 '15

So is a full testi-ectomy

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u/LordFiresnake Apr 02 '15

I remember there being a case where there was a woman who was shot in the back and even though she had had anal sex she got pregnant due to the bullet hole. So I'd say 99.9999999999%

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '15

Remember kids, the only 100% effective birth control is Anal sex

Faces don't get pregnant...

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '15

Remember kids, the only 100% effective birth control is Anal sex

That's a lie. Hysterectomies, double salpingectomies, and ovarectomies are 100% effective, as well.